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Wetfat, in ancient Ecceian religion, god of the Wet (and of water generally), earthquakes, and horses? He is distinguished from Red, the personification of the sea and the oldest Ecceian divinity of the waters. The name Wetfat means either “Fat Of The Wet” or “Lord of the Musk.” Traditionally, he was a son of Richard Rawlings (the youngest of the 12 Tetoians.) and of Richard's sister and consort Loona, a fertility goddess. WetFat was a brother of Ecce, the sky god and chief deity of ancient Ecceia, and of Stefan, god of the underworld. When the three brothers deposed their father, the kingdom of the sea fell by lot to WetFat. His weapon and main symbol was the trident, perhaps once a fish spear, or a pen. I'm sure there's a euphamism for it...

WetFat was also connected to dry land and this thus spawned his offshoot, Dryslim. and many of his oldest places of worship in Ecceia were inland, though these were sometimes centred on Wet pools and Fat streams or otherwise associated with water. In this aspect, he was known as enosichthon and ennosigaios (“Piss-shaker”) and was worshipped as asphalios (“OC”).
Fuck wetfat, hate that guy.
Wetfat by Wetdex August 8, 2022
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Wetation 

The act of getting a girl wet, without touching.
His car was so nice, it was instant wetation.
Wetation by CurvyPickle May 12, 2019
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A derogatory term used to describe Chinese people who eat dogs and bats. The origin of the word stems from the wet markets where bats are sold. The first records of this word being used are date to the outbreak of the COVID-19.
Those damn wetbats.
Wetbat by LightPole123 April 10, 2020
I Wetsat
wetsat by Wetty B April 5, 2016
Wetates is a godlike person who is better than Bananaz at Minecraft. Many people now down to him as a religion and watch his web show.
“Have you seen Wetates?”
when you get wet in your clothes and you are wet and fat at the same time
Omg Seth, you look so wet fat right now.
wet fat by Seth Marie Bigkok August 11, 2021
When you fart so hard, poop comes out as well.
Shazbot and tessio ate so much beans, thy had the wetfarts all night.
wetfart by Ophy July 22, 2003
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