Wetfat, in ancient Ecceian religion, god of the Wet (and of water generally), earthquakes, and horses? He is distinguished from Red, the personification of the sea and the oldest Ecceian divinity of the waters. The name Wetfat means either “Fat Of The Wet” or “Lord of the Musk.” Traditionally, he was a son of Richard Rawlings (the youngest of the 12 Tetoians.) and of Richard's sister and consort Loona, a fertility goddess. WetFat was a brother of Ecce, the sky god and chief deity of ancient Ecceia, and of Stefan, god of the underworld. When the three brothers deposed their father, the kingdom of the sea fell by lot to WetFat. His weapon and main symbol was the trident, perhaps once a fish spear, or a pen. I'm sure there's a euphamism for it...
WetFat was also connected to dry land and this thus spawned his offshoot, Dryslim. and many of his oldest places of worship in Ecceia were inland, though these were sometimes centred on Wet pools and Fat streams or otherwise associated with water. In this aspect, he was known as enosichthon and ennosigaios (“Piss-shaker”) and was worshipped as asphalios (“OC”).
WetFat was also connected to dry land and this thus spawned his offshoot, Dryslim. and many of his oldest places of worship in Ecceia were inland, though these were sometimes centred on Wet pools and Fat streams or otherwise associated with water. In this aspect, he was known as enosichthon and ennosigaios (“Piss-shaker”) and was worshipped as asphalios (“OC”).
Fuck wetfat, hate that guy.
by Wetdex August 08, 2022
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