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Loudest laugh, wettest pants 

The game in which a group of ticklish people sit in a row on the sofa, couch, bed etc. and each one has a person to tickle them.
The one that laughs or squirms first will be pinned down by everybody else and tickled until they wet themselves.
He came home from his friends house and said he had played Loudest laugh, wettest pants. I didnt know what that meant, but he smelt bad.
Having bladder leakage, or uncontrollable bladder
She knows she should use depends especially when she knows she has wetages.
Wetages by Mz. Xcluzif October 27, 2020

The Wettest Out 

Being wetter than all the other people in the world; the wettest out. AKA swag.
Person 1: Damn i wish i could pull as many b*tches as that fool can
Person 2: that kid is the wettest out
The Wettest Out by thewettestout October 14, 2010

wettest place on earth 

Chloe G doe
Chloe G is ma bird- coz she wettest place on earth

Wettest Willy

After intercourse (male and female) where the man unloads into the woman’s vagina, she takes her pointer finger, scoops out some semen and then wiggles said finger in the man’s ear.
In their post-coitus haze Colby never saw her coming with the Wettest Willy ready on her dripping finger. Colby was never the same after…
Wettest Willy by TheWillier February 5, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026