wetfart

When you fart so hard, poop comes out as well.

Shazbot and tessio ate so much beans, thy had the wetfarts all night.

by Ophy July 22, 2003

wet fart

When you fart, it sometimes feels like you shit your pants.

You pull down your pants and underwear and see, it was a wet fart and no shit visible.
Also they smell way worse then normal farts.

Bob: *fart*
Jack: Did you just fart?
Bob: No, I think I shit myself.
Jack: Wait, really?
Bob: Nope, it was a wet fart.

by Admoris August 19, 2018

wet-fart

A fart possesing the same physical properties of a regular fart with an abundance of moisture (usually sweat). This results in a more audibly defined crackling sound as opposed to the muffled rumblings of the common rip. May sound like a shart, however wet-farts do not include a follow thru.

Tom: "gross man, did you just shart?"
Jerry: "relax, it was just a wet-fart."
Tom: "oh. pass the funions."

by Derek R. August 8, 2006

wet fart nugget

small bit of sloppy poo that sometimes comes out with a wet fart, usually leaves a nasty skidmark in your boxers.

my missus hates it when I go out on the beer and curry, because I normally wake the next morning with my undies in a mess from wet fart nuggets.

by Nick Harvey February 13, 2004

Wet Fart

The ultimate in flatulence... it is when not only gas is passed through your grocery hole, but a small mixture of juice from the colon comes out with it, producing a wet sound and a lingering nasty stench that one can be proud of. Just make sure to go right to the bathroom and give yourself a good wipe after the fact...it is preventative to the itching and chaffing that will occur, also you may need to change your underware so use caution.

Dude... my girlfriend took a whiff of my wet fart and started blowing chucks out the car window!! How sweet is that?

by thesqueege May 21, 2008

wet fart

dirt-ass fart that leaves a smelly, brown-tinged, residue.

I let out a wet fart.

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

big wet fart

Why did you look this up.

You're disgusting.

I have to say big wet fart in here.

by Macabitz July 15, 2021