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Weezering

Weezering is when two lesbians have sex, but neither of them are able to cum. This is a reference to the fact that all Weezer fans are gay and get no play.
Steighphaniey: Oh my god Staeghcy, how was you date last night?
Staeghcy: It was great at first, but we went back to her place and ended up weezering!
by xrayorgx March 23, 2025
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walzering

the act of eating pudding out of another man's anus.
Art didn't eat his pudding today at lunch. He saved it for shower time, he's going to do some walzering.
by forging ahead February 27, 2013
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weezing the juice

sticking your mouth underneath the nozzle of a frozen drink machine at a 7-11 or a convinence store, and drinking the frozen goodness, then leaving with out paying
me and frank went up to 7-11, weezed the juice, and ran out.
by carie November 10, 2003
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wheelering

Wheelering is the act in which a person decides to wheel around and do absolutely nothing. The act described an incompetent ape-like arrogant fool. The wheelerer will have a false sense of identity claiming to be a God among men. But in reality they are most likely an unemployable candy crush addict.
Guy 1: Hey Randall who's that lazy piece of shit wheelering around?

Guy 2: I don't know Varun, but he surely looks like a shit bloke.

Girl 1: Hey Hayley your boyfriend really needs to stop wheelering around the house?

Girl 2: It's ok, I know he's not going to be an engineer but I still love him.
by DevanRueben June 12, 2013
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Decent Weinering

When the results of your sexual encounter leave a girl sightly satisfied, and you're mutually okay with it. She's had better for sure, but your "performance" in the 5-7 minute session somewhat made it worth her time. She won't be telling her friends about it, and that's probably for the best.
"Yeah, we still talk every now and then. I gave her a decent weinering, so we're cool".
by zhoenixx November 27, 2017
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Tweezering

When two lesbian midgets attempt scissoring.
Dude, did you see those midgets tweezering?
by 2inthePink December 4, 2014
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Weinering the Schnitzel

intercourse in´ter-kors
1. mutual exchange.
2. sexual intercourse.
sexual intercourse
1. coitus.
2. any physical contact between two individuals involving stimulation of the genital organs of at least one.
“What were Faith and Mark doing last night?” Alexa replied “weinering the Schnitzle.” “What’s that?” Alexa replies “ weinering the schnitzel means having Sexual intercourse
by BeBeFeFe12 December 1, 2018
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