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Weezering 

Weezering is when two lesbians have sex, but neither of them are able to cum. This is a reference to the fact that all Weezer fans are gay and get no play.
Steighphaniey: Oh my god Staeghcy, how was you date last night?
Staeghcy: It was great at first, but we went back to her place and ended up weezering!
Weezering by xrayorgx March 23, 2025
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walzering 

the act of eating pudding out of another man's anus.
Art didn't eat his pudding today at lunch. He saved it for shower time, he's going to do some walzering.
walzering by forging ahead February 27, 2013

weezing the juice 

sticking your mouth underneath the nozzle of a frozen drink machine at a 7-11 or a convinence store, and drinking the frozen goodness, then leaving with out paying
me and frank went up to 7-11, weezed the juice, and ran out.
weezing the juice by carie November 10, 2003

wheelering 

Wheelering is the act in which a person decides to wheel around and do absolutely nothing. The act described an incompetent ape-like arrogant fool. The wheelerer will have a false sense of identity claiming to be a God among men. But in reality they are most likely an unemployable candy crush addict.
Guy 1: Hey Randall who's that lazy piece of shit wheelering around?

Guy 2: I don't know Varun, but he surely looks like a shit bloke.

Girl 1: Hey Hayley your boyfriend really needs to stop wheelering around the house?

Girl 2: It's ok, I know he's not going to be an engineer but I still love him.
wheelering by DevanRueben June 12, 2013

Decent Weinering 

When the results of your sexual encounter leave a girl sightly satisfied, and you're mutually okay with it. She's had better for sure, but your "performance" in the 5-7 minute session somewhat made it worth her time. She won't be telling her friends about it, and that's probably for the best.
"Yeah, we still talk every now and then. I gave her a decent weinering, so we're cool".
Decent Weinering by zhoenixx November 27, 2017

Tweezering 

When two lesbian midgets attempt scissoring.
Dude, did you see those midgets tweezering?
Tweezering by 2inthePink December 4, 2014

Weinering the Schnitzel 

intercourse in´ter-kors
1. mutual exchange.
2. sexual intercourse.
sexual intercourse
1. coitus.
2. any physical contact between two individuals involving stimulation of the genital organs of at least one.
“What were Faith and Mark doing last night?” Alexa replied “weinering the Schnitzle.” “What’s that?” Alexa replies “ weinering the schnitzel means having Sexual intercourse”
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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