The act of becoming so belligerently drunk that you pass out in the middle of walking, skipping, tap dancing, or cartwheeling, and thereby tumble on to the ground, or nearest solid object, in a topsy-turvy, yet charming fashion
"Oh my gosh! That drunk girl doing cartwheels accidentally tumbled onto that chain link fence!"
Verb: Anal teetering is the act of rubbing and stimulating the asshole to be used as a form of pleasure. Usually during anal teetering the asshole loosens to the point where the finger, dick, tongue or object breaks the cusp of the asshole and penetrates the asshole. In males this usually leads to a premature ejaculation if the receiver of the anal teetering is enjoying it.
Delmiro got his first anal teetering and a came within 4 minutes, he was so embarassed and confused.