Tweezering
Tweezering by 2inthePink December 4, 2014
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Teenering
The act of becoming so belligerently drunk that you pass out in the middle of walking, skipping, tap dancing, or cartwheeling, and thereby tumble on to the ground, or nearest solid object, in a topsy-turvy, yet charming fashion
"Oh my gosh! That drunk girl doing cartwheels accidentally tumbled onto that chain link fence!"
"It's okay, dude. She is just teenering."
"It's okay, dude. She is just teenering."
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anal teetering
Verb: Anal teetering is the act of rubbing and stimulating the asshole to be used as a form of pleasure. Usually during anal teetering the asshole loosens to the point where the finger, dick, tongue or object breaks the cusp of the asshole and penetrates the asshole. In males this usually leads to a premature ejaculation if the receiver of the anal teetering is enjoying it.
Delmiro got his first anal teetering and a came within 4 minutes, he was so embarassed and confused.
anal teetering by Delnino Teeter January 28, 2008
freak teetering
Abnormal size of body parts that puts one in a place of almost being a freak, hence "Freak Teetering."
His left arm was much bigger than his right one, similar to Roger Federer...he is freak teetering and must love tennis.
freak teetering by Blue Lou Boyle September 6, 2017
Teetering
the act of bending someone over of the same sex in the bathroom and attempting to have sex with them.
Bob: Dude last night's party was crazy
Joe: Yeah, James was teetering someone last night, we had to pry him off
Bob: Whoa thats crazy
Joe: Yeah, James was teetering someone last night, we had to pry him off
Bob: Whoa thats crazy
Teetering by Crazy Monkey May 19, 2013
teetering
The delicate and calculated balance of altered perception due to the combination of marijuana and alcohol usage. It is almost an art form.
Chad is the ultimate source for any information on teetering. He invented it and practices it daily. Smoke a bowl, chug a beer, you're in control.
teetering by Mike the Wizard January 26, 2008
teetering on the edge of insanity
Being so wasted/tired/high that one can hardly move and feels like one might soon go insane. Usually a rather pleasurable situation.
Last weekend mate, after we hit up 3 at Jake's house i was so baked... teetering on the edge of insanity. It was stellar man!
teetering on the edge of insanity by jamieli February 17, 2010