weenering 

an alternate term for "masturbating". generally used to make speaking about the topic less awkward.

"The gym teacher caught him weenering in the handicap stall."

weenering by Rusty504 March 11, 2006

wheelering 

Wheelering is the act in which a person decides to wheel around and do absolutely nothing. The act described an incompetent ape-like arrogant fool. The wheelerer will have a false sense of identity claiming to be a God among men. But in reality they are most likely an unemployable candy crush addict.

Guy 1: Hey Randall who's that lazy piece of shit wheelering around?

Guy 2: I don't know Varun, but he surely looks like a shit bloke.

Girl 1: Hey Hayley your boyfriend really needs to stop wheelering around the house?

Girl 2: It's ok, I know he's not going to be an engineer but I still love him.

wheelering by DevanRueben June 12, 2013

Teenering 

The act of becoming so belligerently drunk that you pass out in the middle of walking, skipping, tap dancing, or cartwheeling, and thereby tumble on to the ground, or nearest solid object, in a topsy-turvy, yet charming fashion

"Oh my gosh! That drunk girl doing cartwheels accidentally tumbled onto that chain link fence!"

"It's okay, dude. She is just teenering."

Teenering by MBent January 6, 2013

Decent Weinering 

When the results of your sexual encounter leave a girl sightly satisfied, and you're mutually okay with it. She's had better for sure, but your "performance" in the 5-7 minute session somewhat made it worth her time. She won't be telling her friends about it, and that's probably for the best.

"Yeah, we still talk every now and then. I gave her a decent weinering, so we're cool".

Decent Weinering by zhoenixx November 27, 2017

Weinering the Schnitzel 

intercourse in´ter-kors
1. mutual exchange.
2. sexual intercourse.
sexual intercourse
1. coitus.
2. any physical contact between two individuals involving stimulation of the genital organs of at least one.

“What were Faith and Mark doing last night?” Alexa replied “weinering the Schnitzle.” “What’s that?” Alexa replies “ weinering the schnitzel means having Sexual intercourse”

Weinering the Schnitzel by BeBeFeFe12 December 1, 2018

dinky weineling 

A flaccid penis. Characterized by its flopping around if ungirded.

He was streaking in cold weather and everyone saw his dinky weineling.

dinky weineling by Badtoodles May 13, 2010

Weavering 

The act of hitting someone in the face with a lunch tray.

Dude, did you see that Patrick guy?
Yea, I did!
He got totally weavered!
Yea, I know right, that lunch tray had to hurt!

That guy is really pissin me off man.
Yea, he's being a Crabtree.
I'm thinking of Weavering him.
Go for it, man!

Weavering by Smurd February 11, 2009