schnitzel

When one penis is inserted inside another penis through the japseye. it is often known for being used in Austria. It comes from an austrian legend where they had farms with a breed of animals that that mated by using this type of sex.

A gay man: "Wouldn't it be fun if we could do it properly??"
His partner: "You want to schnitzel?!?"

by kidUrban June 01, 2010

schnitzel

German meat cutlet
(Wiener Schnitzel, not to be confused with the chain wienerschnitzel, which amazing :D)

great for screaming as a curse word.

-Hey man, you've got ketchup on your shirt!
-Oh schnitzel!

by liana w. April 16, 2008

schnitzel

A line of cocaine, usually done on the tip of a key.

Let's go to the bathroom and do a huge schnitzel!

by jgw899 June 21, 2009

schnitzel

1. scaredy cat wimp coward

2. loser/nobody
3. idiot
4. a german persons dick

1. ARE YOU A MAN OR A SCHNITZEL?
2. your just a schnitzel
3. your such a schnitzel
4. mmm this schnitzel is great

by platypussy_licker May 03, 2019

schnitzel

Ach du liebe! Vehais essen mine Weiner schnitzel du ashluck!
"Oh my God! You ate my Weiner schnitzel you asshole!"

Du huntsknoken, vehais essen mine schnitzel du alte coo!
"You dogdick, you ate my schnitzel you old cow"

by Mike the Grrman May 18, 2016

schnitzel

A new guy at work or just an overall doofus, in general.

"Geez...I'll be here all day trying to train this schnitzel!"

"Hey Schnitzel..maybe you should try plugging it IN first??"

"Shhhh..here comes the schnitzel, now.......'Hey Man, how are ya making out? Getting the hang of things?? Great!'.............what a schnitzel!"

by Hyde44 November 28, 2006

schnitzel

adj.

To be of a schnitzel nature. Meaty, heartie and filling. To be tough and tastie.
The word is used in combination to give an extra description that is more defining of the object being described. A well cooked schnitzel is used to describe something especially good.

ant.
schitznel

ie. She's schnitzel dipped in honey.
ie. That's schnitzel. He's schnitzel.

by Peter Suwara April 03, 2007