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skyler wedge

he is sexy and can pull any girl in the world he is awsome and ahtletic

Salad Wedge 

When your girl slobbers up your bung hole good by tossing your salad and without warning takes full advantage of your wet quivering ass shoves one or more of her fingers deep inside.
Rachel gave me the salad wedge last night and a prostate orgasm too.

Braaaaahhh. Your mom surprised me yesterday and gave me the salad wedge. Hope she washed her hands before she made your dinner.
Salad Wedge by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

rusty sand wedge 

1. A golf club, used for short shots and out of hazards (e.g., bunkers) in the sport of golf, which has acquired an oxidized patina or surface either artificially or in the course of its use.

2. A cunning reference to seemingly innocuous yet ultimately crude phrases, e.g.., rusty trombone, most often in conjunction with an apparent double entendre, often in mocking, tongue-in-cheek protest to the brackishness of the former.
1. Lots of golfers use a rusty sand wedge to increase spin and block glare.

2. I spent my afternoon slapping balls with a rusty sand wedge.
rusty sand wedge by Matthew Rotch September 30, 2017

wedge word 

a word that is formed when a woman is wearing pants with writing across the rear and the pants get wedged into her ass crack creating an entirely different word due to the inability to see letters that are concealed by said ass crack. Generally this occurs when the pants are a bit too loose.
Gerald: What's so funny, Jack?
Jack: That big-assed girl, Jennie, has been walking around with the word "Lonk" on her ass.
Gerald: What the hell is Lonk?
Jack: All morning I'd been trying to figure that out. Then she farted and her pants inflated and then I could see it read "Love Pink."
Gerald: Oh, Lonk is a wedge word.
wedge word by theinstigator December 15, 2013

inverted wedge 

A popular haircut among American youth. The top of the head is shaved and the sides are kept at a moderate to long length (i.e. the inverse of the classic wedge hairstyle).
Randall: Hey, Steve. Nice haircut! I see you went with the inverted wedge. Excellent choice.
Steve: I'm glad you like it, homo.

Thin Wedge 

To slowly and incrementally insert yourself between a dating couple and eventually break them up and take over dating and other duties.
Aww man, She's dating Zeke. I really liked her.

No worries man, just thin wedge it and you'll get there.
Thin Wedge by okfuskee June 21, 2010