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A Wedge Salad is when you take a woman you love, gently and lovingly lick and finger her ass, and then follow that by having the best anal sex ever, all the while watching the sun rise in Las Vegas.
I woke up dreaming of having a wedge salad. At first, my girl was a little shy, but then relished in the idea of providing me with a wedge salad.
by Tumbleturn March 11, 2014
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A wedge salad is when you take an 85 cent head of romaine lettuce, chop it into quarters, add ranch and bacon bits, and then sell it for 6 bucks.
"Wow, I can't believe Randy wasted his money on a fucking wedge salad."
by Fionn Mac Cumhaill August 04, 2018
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A drinking game, popular at Georgetown Prepatory school in the 80’s, where a naked women is propped upside down, with her legs in a ‘wedge’ shape, stuffed with bacon lardons, then slathered in ‘blue cheese dressing’
Yo! I heard Bart and Squi played wedge salad with Katie at Beach Week!
by TotesVerified November 03, 2018
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