Warvan

Short,arrogant but overall someone who had an amazing music tatse

You know warvan listens to doja cat

by Phok November 24, 2021

Warband

A group of ultra conservative angry men with sovereign citizen tendencies who rant about the world. They think they can take on anyone, when in fact they have zero skills, discipline, or ability to do so. They also like to cosplay as soldiers to make up for their impotence.

Jason likes to rant about how his little warband of angry old white dudes will take on the authorities when they think it has wronged them, but they don't realize they will fail miserably.

by rainbowking February 16, 2023

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

A scam call about something that should have been sent in the mail

"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"

by palledenseje1998 November 29, 2021

Void Your Warranty

A threat; An insinuation of causing physical harm to another; An invitation to get one's ass kicked

Back the fuck up man, back the fuck up, or I'm gonna void your warranty!

by CIL Prod. August 17, 2008

tail-light warranty

Construction work, or an installation, of questional means and/or methods that is warranted for as long as the contractor's or subcontractor's tail-lights on his departing work truck are still visible.

This alternate routing option was, sadly, my idea and will likely come with only a tail-light warranty.

by johnny speedpork December 14, 2010

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

Warvard

Another name for Western University of Health Sciences, a graduate medical university located in Pomona, CA. Its high costs of tuition, subpar teaching facilities, and oppressive administration have resulted in students satirizing it as Warvard, or Harvard of the West.

"Where are you going to medical school?"
"I got into Warvard, I'm so excited!"
"I don't think I've heard of that school before."
"You haven't? Its only the best med school on the west coast, duh."

by dr 379 December 17, 2011