warrant

note that is issued by authorities for someone who is to be arrested

Mr. XY, we have an (arrest) warrant. Please come with us.

warrant by SFPD Swat December 3, 2006

warrant

1. An invitation to immediately be detained by law enforcement.
2. A term that also means a reasoning factor.

Why do i have a funny feeling about a warrant?
Does someone we know have a warrant?
What warrants the feeling of secrecy and lies in every aspect of ones life?

warrant by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

Warrant

I choose warrant! Just a heads up: If missles start falling into the country, just know that it isn't going to stop until I am free and then THE SECOND I'M FREE... You're going to have no capacity to lie about whatever power-dynamic there may or my not be and, trust me, you are not going to have a fun time explaining to me (both) why you did the thing I told you not to do and why you didn't to the thing I told you to do... Look at that! Who do I send like there, do ya think?

Hym "I choose warrant! Wooooo! Woooooooo-yeah! Warrant!"

A dumb bitch "I didn't choose wrong! You chose wrong! No U! Something-Something non-sequitur!"

Hym "Hey look at that! It's my thing! You learned that from me! I wrote that initially! That was ME!"

Warrant by Hym Iam November 27, 2025

Warrant Officer 

So damn good that you can put more faith in their guesses than in most other peoples facts.

Do you know what the Theory of Rotary Wing flight is?

I don't know, go ask a Warrant Officer, they know everything.

Warrant Officer by Tryan31 December 28, 2011

Warrant Officer 

In the United States military, a Warrant Officer (grade W-1 to W-5) is ranked as an officer above the senior-most enlisted ranks, as well as officer cadets and candidates, but below the officer grade of O-1. Warrant officers are highly skilled, single-track specialty officers, and while the ranks are authorized by Congress, each branch of the Uniformed Services selects, manages, and utilizes warrant officers in slightly different ways. For appointment to Warrant Officer One (W-1), a warrant is approved by the secretary of the service. Chief Warrant Officers (W-2 to W-5) are commissioned by the President of the United States, and take the same oath as regular commissioned officers (O-1 to O-10).

Warrant officers can and do command detachments, units, activities, vessels, aircraft, and armored vehicles as well as lead, coach, train, and counsel subordinates. However, the Warrant Officer's primary task as a leader is to serve as a technical expert, providing valuable skills, guidance, and expertise to commanders and organizations in their particular field.

That guy really knows is stuff, to be that technically and tactically competent, he must be a Chief Warrant Officer.

Warrant Officer by Army CW4 April 30, 2009

warrant wagon

Term used by cops to describe the crappy cars driven by people who are likely to have outstanding warrants for their arrest.

Stereotypically these vehicles are large American sedans, beatup in appearance and manufactured 20 or more years ago.

Hell no, I'm not driving your car around this town at night.. that thing is a warrant wagon dewd!

warrant wagon by Sethroxx February 12, 2008

Warrant Walk-In douchebag 

Like Schrödinger’s Douchebag, except they know they’re a douchebag, and they’re loud and proud.

“I’d kill a group of gay people because they are so gay”
“Dude, what the hell”
“I know what I said”
“You’re a warrant walk-in douchebag”

Warrant Walk-In douchebag by subway572572 June 12, 2023