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A group of ultra conservative angry men with sovereign citizen tendencies who rant about the world. They think they can take on anyone, when in fact they have zero skills, discipline, or ability to do so. They also like to cosplay as soldiers to make up for their impotence.
Jason likes to rant about how his little warband of angry old white dudes will take on the authorities when they think it has wronged them, but they don't realize they will fail miserably.
Warband by rainbowking February 16, 2023
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Mount&Blade Warband

Mount&Blade Warband is the upcoming expansion to Taleworld's Action/RPG/Strategy game, Mount&Blade.

Warband will enhanced Mount&Blade with additional armors, weapons, and even enhancements like improved artificial intelligence and graphics.

One of the key features of Warband is the addition of multiplayer battles for up to 64 players. Currently, there is a beta test for the multiplayer portion and many of the Taleworlds forum members have been chosen.

The release date is currently set for Q1 of 2010.
"I checked my e-mail this morning and I got invited to the Mount&Blade Warband beta!!!"

"With Warband, we can finally have some better freaking battles. No more 'run run run run run fight fight fight fight over'."
Mount&Blade Warband by BaldurThor August 27, 2009
A former Husband who you are now divorced from.
My wasband Laurence is giving me such a hard time with the spousal support. How am I supposed to pay for all my expenses without his monthly support payments!
Wasband by Balbal69 July 31, 2020

Warandeep 

A person who constantly fails to achieve the intended humour with the jokes that they tell. The humourless joke itself may also be defined a 'warandeep,' with the term particularly used for long-winded jokes that initially promise much but ultimately offer very little in the way of banter.
Person 1: Girls are more complex than the Hadron Collider.
Person 2: You're such a warandeep.
Warandeep by abcd_1234 May 26, 2010
Warlando is the nickname for the city of Orlando since it is number one in crime and dangerous as hell to live at! Disney ain't Orlando guys! It's crazy out here! Crime Hills is one our neighborhoods! CRIME HILLS!
Welcome to Warlando, former safe and beautiful city of Orlando, Florida. Disney is further west, don't stop here!
Warlando by MrGanjaGreen August 6, 2014
A former husband. Someone you were married to formerly and are now divorced from. Denotes merely a descriptive term. Can often connote fondness when in the right context.
"S" is my wasband. Now, I'm married to "Q". He's my "Is-band".
wasband by Evie Weinstein January 13, 2008
I'd love to go out for drinks, but I have to deal with my idiot wasband tonight.
wasband by Ken Bergenham October 8, 2003