Wartzi

A guy who has a wart infection usually during puberty.

"Ew Wartzi what's up with your hand!?!?"
"I'm Warzti."

Wartzi by Locococoman May 5, 2026

wartime consigliere

A senior advisor with the cunning and ruthlessness needed to defeat an enemy during times of open conflict. Unconstrained by the caution and deliberation called for during regular business order.

Tom Hagen advised the Corleone's well as it grew into the Mafia's pre-eminent family; but he wasn't a wartime consigliere.

wartime consigliere by Optiongeek April 2, 2015

wurtzian 

something that reminds you of/is like Bill Wurtz

person 1: did you see that song about queso garbage
person 2: yes, it was wurtzian

wurtzian by alexdapineapple February 10, 2019

Turtle Warting 

when someone turtle warts they become all mardy after having a really good day

we just got back from the great gig, it was 10 o' clock and david had just started turtle warting

Turtle Warting by George Peasant May 21, 2008

Carpet Waltzing 

One who paces back and forth.
Someone Pacing the floor.

My Husband was up all night last night, carpet waltzing.

Carpet Waltzing by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

wartpig

when you get confused, and you mean to say warthog, or a pig, and accidentally mix the two together

"she's such a wartpig... oops"

wartpig by pls love me December 28, 2018

warting 

When you walk and fart at the same time. Usually done by old people.

I walked in there and saw grandpa warting.

warting by Brian December 2, 2004