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Waltzing Piss Ant 

An obnoxious, posturing, overbearing person of the piss ant mentality.
Look at that gottdamned waltzing piss ant!
Waltzing Piss Ant by fonspa November 1, 2010

Waltzing Matilda 

In "Tom Traubert Blues" (Tom Waits) it's about drinking till death.
and you can ask any sailor
and the keys from the jailer
and the old men in wheelchairs know
that Matilda's the defendant, she killed about a hundred
and she follows wherever you may go
waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda, you'll go waltzing
Matilda with me
Waltzing Matilda by Squarlin February 27, 2016

Waltzing Matilda 

A phrase used to describe having sexual relations with a homeless person or "hobo." The phrase originated from an Australian Folk Song of the same name, which tells the story of a lonely "swagman" (a man who travels the country on foot looking for work) who carries all his belongings in a "Matilda" (a particular term for a bag). He sings affectionately to his Matilda because it is the only company he has.
Man, you were trashed last night. You committed a Waltzing Matilda.

Carpet Waltzing 

One who paces back and forth.
Someone Pacing the floor.
My Husband was up all night last night, carpet waltzing.

toxic waltzing 

The act of engaging in the Toxic Waltz.
We got bored on Friday night so we went toxic waltzing in the Wal-Mart parking lot.
toxic waltzing by J. Arnier May 19, 2007
In reference to Walt Disney, when you masturbate to Disney porn of some sort, or just to a Disney movie
"Wow, I just walted to Snow White and the Seven Whores!"

"Man, walting to Peter Pan is awesome."
Walting by Walt Disney's Head June 10, 2007
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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