Definitions by Locococoman

Wartzi

A guy who has a wart infection usually during puberty.

"Ew Wartzi what's up with your hand!?!?"
"I'm Warzti."

Wartzi by Locococoman May 5, 2026

Smokestack

A hairdo that has a tied stack of hair that pokes out of the back of your head like antennae.

"Ew you look like a chud!"
"Sorry it's my Smokestack."

Smokestack by Locococoman May 5, 2026

Vindomorlo

A person that is so aggravated and so unwilling to accept defeat or failure. They also are ignorant towards factual or logical education.

"Bro Mr. Delorey you're such a Vindomorlo!"
"STFU DUMBASS!"

Vindomorlo by Locococoman May 5, 2026

Shapoopie

When you fart so hard that a whole log comes out of your anus.

"Ow I just shapoopied!"
"Ew dude you need to go to the bathroom smelling like that!"

Shapoopie by Locococoman May 5, 2026

Melting

The act of going into the shower when you are hard with hot water on to 'melt' your thing into becoming not hard.
Then your thing droops a little.

"John what's taking so long in the shower?"
"Sorry mom I'm melting!"

Melting by Locococoman May 5, 2026

French Teachers

The niche of teachers who can't teach. Their techniques often include: Showing you a object and repeatedly saying it in french until you know the word for it in french. Pissing you off. And giving the class bad marks for their overall behavior rather than a singular student's.

"I'd rather a American Spanish class than this" "French Teachers are bums!"

French Teachers by Locococoman March 26, 2026

Nut Nut

The best thing ever

When you put peanut butter (fresh or years expired) on your balls or submerge them fully and get someone to lick them off

"My deadbeat uncle made me give him the BIGGEST Nut Nut of my life the other weekend and then made me lick the peanut butter off!"

Nut Nut by Locococoman March 26, 2026