Wansie 

Resident Food-fan, and leader of the Wansie clan.

"Dude, Wansie is so freaking awesome"
"No he's not."

Wansie by Rolodex Polk December 2, 2003

WASSIE 

Wassies are tiny creatures with room temperature IQ. They are usually a mix of platypuses, frogs, ducks, or penguins and the result of radioactive incidents or mysterious apocalyptic events. Their short lifespan extends further if kept in a fridge after which they respawn with the knowledge of their ancestors.

Some people derive amusement from targeting them, while others passionately stand up to their defense but wassies simply cannot be stopped or eradicated.

I am a wassie.

WASSIE by wassie69 November 1, 2023

wassie 

A smol purple edible creature that has a lifespan of 40 days (longer if kept in the fridge).

Just one of these can overrun your place in under 3 days, by then it won't be alone.

They collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each.

There are many recipes all over the net.

*opens the fridge*
- "Where's my hamcat? There are only wassies in this fridge!"
*grabs a wassie and throws it in the pan*

wassie by Craig Fraud Wright June 18, 2019

wanie 

a smart girl , beautiful and talented girl

not afraid to say the most cruel truth
she's stubborn but knows how to make everyone laugh.

#wanie #$$ ##urbanlegend

wanie by jane56819g December 28, 2016

Wassie 

Wassie, wasserpest
A memetic creature on the CT (aka CryptoTwitter), originally just a cartoon pseudonymous user Maru, but it was forced and popularized by sock-puppet master Stardust with his enormous army of twinks and therefore now has a much broader reach and meaning. Wassies can be collected /harvested("collec"), be eaten raw or cooked as soup or ragu, however it is also popular to keep a wassie as a house pet.

How the creator of the meme describes it:
"A smol purple radioactive edible that has 40 days lifespan (keeps longer in a fridge)

just 1 of these can overrun your place in under 3 days (by then it won't be alone)

they collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each

there are many recipes all over the net"

Wassie never gonna make it

Hey mate u hungry? Grab some wassies in the fridge. I've cooked a wassie soup yesterday too.

Fucken hamcat eats all the wassies in the fridge.

Wassie by SaltyNarwhal June 18, 2019

Wanxiety 

When you think someone is watching you wank/masturbate.

Mate, last I was having a wanxiety fit, I could have sworn my mum was listening in.

Wanxiety by Adallama February 11, 2009

wanser 

old fat fuck

If you got Wanser, youre playin the guessin game.

wanser by antigenrx October 20, 2015