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Wassie, wasserpest
A memetic creature on the CT (aka CryptoTwitter), originally just a cartoon pseudonymous user Maru, but it was forced and popularized by sock-puppet master Stardust with his enormous army of twinks and therefore now has a much broader reach and meaning. Wassies can be collected /harvested("collec"), be eaten raw or cooked as soup or ragu, however it is also popular to keep a wassie as a house pet.

How the creator of the meme describes it:
"A smol purple radioactive edible that has 40 days lifespan (keeps longer in a fridge)

just 1 of these can overrun your place in under 3 days (by then it won't be alone)

they collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each

there are many recipes all over the net"
Wassie never gonna make it

Hey mate u hungry? Grab some wassies in the fridge. I've cooked a wassie soup yesterday too.

Fucken hamcat eats all the wassies in the fridge.
by SaltyNarwhal June 18, 2019
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Wassie, wasserpest

A memetic edible creature on CT (aka CryptoTwitter), originally cartoon pseudonymous user Maru, but it was forced and popularized by sock-puppet master Stardust with his enormous army of alt accounts and therefore now has a much broader reach and meaning in the community. Wassies can be collected/harvested("collec"), kept in the fridge, be eaten raw or cooked into soup or ragu, however, it is also popular to keep a wassie as a house pet nowadays.

How the creator himself describes it:
"A smol purple radioactive edible that has 40 days lifespan (keeps longer in a fridge)

just 1 of these can overrun your place in under 3 days (by then it won't be alone)

they collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each

there are many recipes all over the net"
WTF is wassie??

Wassie never gonna make it

Hey mate u hungry? Grab some wassies in the fridge. I've cooked a wassie soup yesterday too.

Fucken hamcat eats all the wassies in the fridge.
by SaltyNarwhal June 19, 2019
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