Wanxiety

When you think someone is watching you wank/masturbate.

Mate, last I was having a wanxiety fit, I could have sworn my mum was listening in.

by Adallama February 11, 2009

wanxiety

The inability to masturbate satisfactorily, for fear of getting caught

I was on the vinegar strokes, but the wanxiety was too much;I couldn't bust a nut.

by Mean Machine April 3, 2003

Wanxiety

The feeling of spiritual and physical emptiness which follows an intense bout of masturbation.

adj. wanxious

After jerking off for the third time that evening, Paul was overcome by a feeling of deep wanxiety.

Jim had hoped that jerking off would help calm him down, but it just left him feeling more wanxious that ever.

by Wudclat April 25, 2011

wangxiety

Being nervous or anxious over the size, shape or performance of one’s penis which can result in erectile dysfunction and low confidence levels.

“Doc I got a bad case of wangxiety, what should I do?”

“Well I’ll start by writing you a prescription for two testicles and advise you to stop being such a pussy.”

by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012

Wangxiety

wang-zahy-i-tee

Also, wanxiety.

1. Psychiatry . a state of apprehension and psychic tension related to one's conviction of the inadequacy of his wang.
2. distress or uneasiness of mind caused by fear for one's wang. See also 'dickstress' or 'cockcern'.

Synonym: wangst

1. Charles: "Maybe you should get circumsized? I hear it makes your dick look bigger and may decrease your wangxiety."

Aaron: "Nah, I talked to a doctor and he argued against it. That was when I was seeing a doc about my dick fungus and my dick fungus was because I never knew I could pull my foreskin back all the way my whole life so the smegma accumulated and then I had a fear of pulling it back...then I finally did and now I'm clean lol."

2. When James Bond was kept restrained while a laser beam inched toward his groin, he was likely in a state of extremely high wangxiety.

by cjfinks September 16, 2010

Wankxiety

When you haven’t masturbated for a while, you need to release your load and can’t stop thinking about it.

‘Oh my god man, I have such Wankxiety!’

by Rockerman74 January 25, 2020

Wangxiety

When a girl is nervous about getting stuffed with a cock or if she is anxious for it.

Teagan had some serious wangxiety waiting for Josh to come home.

by RickyAwesome September 25, 2009