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wanxiety
wanxiety by Mean Machine April 3, 2003
Wanxiety
The feeling of spiritual and physical emptiness which follows an intense bout of masturbation.
adj. wanxious
adj. wanxious
After jerking off for the third time that evening, Paul was overcome by a feeling of deep wanxiety.
Jim had hoped that jerking off would help calm him down, but it just left him feeling more wanxious that ever.
Jim had hoped that jerking off would help calm him down, but it just left him feeling more wanxious that ever.
wangxiety
Being nervous or anxious over the size, shape or performance of one’s penis which can result in erectile dysfunction and low confidence levels.
“Doc I got a bad case of wangxiety, what should I do?”
“Well I’ll start by writing you a prescription for two testicles and advise you to stop being such a pussy.”
“Well I’ll start by writing you a prescription for two testicles and advise you to stop being such a pussy.”
wangxiety by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012
Wangxiety
wang-zahy-i-tee
Also, wanxiety.
1. Psychiatry . a state of apprehension and psychic tension related to one's conviction of the inadequacy of his wang.
2. distress or uneasiness of mind caused by fear for one's wang. See also 'dickstress' or 'cockcern'.
Synonym: wangst
Also, wanxiety.
1. Psychiatry . a state of apprehension and psychic tension related to one's conviction of the inadequacy of his wang.
2. distress or uneasiness of mind caused by fear for one's wang. See also 'dickstress' or 'cockcern'.
Synonym: wangst
1. Charles: "Maybe you should get circumsized? I hear it makes your dick look bigger and may decrease your wangxiety."
Aaron: "Nah, I talked to a doctor and he argued against it. That was when I was seeing a doc about my dick fungus and my dick fungus was because I never knew I could pull my foreskin back all the way my whole life so the smegma accumulated and then I had a fear of pulling it back...then I finally did and now I'm clean lol."
2. When James Bond was kept restrained while a laser beam inched toward his groin, he was likely in a state of extremely high wangxiety.
Aaron: "Nah, I talked to a doctor and he argued against it. That was when I was seeing a doc about my dick fungus and my dick fungus was because I never knew I could pull my foreskin back all the way my whole life so the smegma accumulated and then I had a fear of pulling it back...then I finally did and now I'm clean lol."
2. When James Bond was kept restrained while a laser beam inched toward his groin, he was likely in a state of extremely high wangxiety.
Wankxiety
When you haven’t masturbated for a while, you need to release your load and can’t stop thinking about it.
Wankxiety by Rockerman74 January 25, 2020
Wangxiety
Wangxiety by RickyAwesome September 25, 2009
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