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Noun (plural). It means the sort of assholes who try to get their advert accepted as an Urban Dictionary definition. The sort of people who try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. These are the same sort of people who will attempt to get an unflattering description of someone accepted as a definition because that person has pissed them off and they are too weak or chicken shit to do anything else about it.

In short they are people who are weak, ineffectual and friendless, a failed evolutionary experiment that should be consigned to Mother Nature's rubbish dump. Incidentally the noun singular (Winky) is also the name given to a minutely small penis - says it all really.
"Some wankers are try to get a plug for their website on Urban Dictionary as a definition ."
"What a crowd of winkies!"
Winkies by AKACroatalin March 18, 2015
She was offering windies in Atlantic City for $5.
windies by Thunderized October 20, 2012
The act of dropping one's trousers/shorts with the intention of exposing one's inner thigh's/genitals to the wind.
Usually done in hot or stuffy climates.
The result is probably the most refreshing thing one could do while sweating profusely

N.B. Can be an extremely risky action in crowded areas as one may be mistaken for a pervert.
Not recommended in public places.
Ex.1 - I was so hot in that sun I had to drop my pants for a bit of windies. I've never felt more refreshed.

Ex.2 - Sorry I had to leave for a minute, my balls were sweating so bad I had to find a secluded area for some windies.
Windies by Bored in France June 15, 2010

The Winkies 

When you're so tired that you start acting all loopy, giggling at everything, making no sense, etc. Also referred to as being "sleepy-drunk."
Man, you should have heard the ridiculous stuff that Tiff started saying around 2AM. She had the winkies and she couldn't stop giggling at the word 'buttons.'
The Winkies by Latishaz March 17, 2011
Winfield Cigarettes - Australian Brand of cigarettes coming in various colours and flavours.
Namely Blue, Red and Gold.
Go grab us a pack of Winnies, yeah?
or
Pass the Winnies.
winnies by jakeyzee January 7, 2009
Popular Australian beer brewed out of Prahran Melbourne, colloquially referred to as "Beer for Hunting". Popular varieties include the flagship Pale Ale (Winnies Bear), Bush Pilsner (Winnies Moose), Safari Stout (Winnies Rhino) and Lion Lager (Winnies Lion).

Popularity has rapidly increased since the brewery was established in 2007 with the official labelled brand launched prior to Christmas that year.
"Can you pass me another Winnies Moose?"
"Mate, we've already finished the slab of Moose.. we've only got Lions left"
"Beauty, I'll have three of those"
"No worries mate"
"Cheers"
Winnies by Winnies Drinker January 9, 2008