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Noun (plural). It means the sort of assholes who try to get their advert accepted as an Urban Dictionary definition. The sort of people who try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. These are the same sort of people who will attempt to get an unflattering description of someone accepted as a definition because that person has pissed them off and they are too weak or chicken shit to do anything else about it.

In short they are people who are weak, ineffectual and friendless, a failed evolutionary experiment that should be consigned to Mother Nature's rubbish dump. Incidentally the noun singular (Winky) is also the name given to a minutely small penis - says it all really.
"Some wankers are try to get a plug for their website on Urban Dictionary as a definition ."
"What a crowd of winkies!"
Winkies by AKACroatalin March 18, 2015
She was offering windies in Atlantic City for $5.
windies by Thunderized October 20, 2012
The act of dropping one's trousers/shorts with the intention of exposing one's inner thigh's/genitals to the wind.
Usually done in hot or stuffy climates.
The result is probably the most refreshing thing one could do while sweating profusely

N.B. Can be an extremely risky action in crowded areas as one may be mistaken for a pervert.
Not recommended in public places.
Ex.1 - I was so hot in that sun I had to drop my pants for a bit of windies. I've never felt more refreshed.

Ex.2 - Sorry I had to leave for a minute, my balls were sweating so bad I had to find a secluded area for some windies.
Windies by Bored in France June 15, 2010

The Winkies 

When you're so tired that you start acting all loopy, giggling at everything, making no sense, etc. Also referred to as being "sleepy-drunk."
Man, you should have heard the ridiculous stuff that Tiff started saying around 2AM. She had the winkies and she couldn't stop giggling at the word 'buttons.'
The Winkies by Latishaz March 17, 2011
Winfield Cigarettes - Australian Brand of cigarettes coming in various colours and flavours.
Namely Blue, Red and Gold.
Go grab us a pack of Winnies, yeah?
or
Pass the Winnies.
winnies by jakeyzee January 7, 2009
Popular Australian beer brewed out of Prahran Melbourne, colloquially referred to as "Beer for Hunting". Popular varieties include the flagship Pale Ale (Winnies Bear), Bush Pilsner (Winnies Moose), Safari Stout (Winnies Rhino) and Lion Lager (Winnies Lion).

Popularity has rapidly increased since the brewery was established in 2007 with the official labelled brand launched prior to Christmas that year.
"Can you pass me another Winnies Moose?"
"Mate, we've already finished the slab of Moose.. we've only got Lions left"
"Beauty, I'll have three of those"
"No worries mate"
"Cheers"
Winnies by Winnies Drinker January 9, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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