A smol purple edible creature that has a lifespan of 40 days (longer if kept in the fridge).

Just one of these can overrun your place in under 3 days, by then it won't be alone.

They collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each.

There are many recipes all over the net.
*opens the fridge*
- "Where's my hamcat? There are only wassies in this fridge!"
*grabs a wassie and throws it in the pan*
by Craig Fraud Wright June 18, 2019
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Meaning 50, police, cops, fuzz, ect...
Derived in Youngstown, Ohio by SKee & Chin in 1996
Put away your gun, here comes wassie rollin down the street.
by Samuel R. Preteroti November 24, 2003
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v. to get on in a wild and uncontrollable manner
She was getting on wild and wassy in de party!!
by trini gyul March 01, 2005
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Wassie, wasserpest
A memetic creature on the CT (aka CryptoTwitter), originally just a cartoon pseudonymous user Maru, but it was forced and popularized by sock-puppet master Stardust with his enormous army of twinks and therefore now has a much broader reach and meaning. Wassies can be collected /harvested("collec"), be eaten raw or cooked as soup or ragu, however it is also popular to keep a wassie as a house pet.

How the creator of the meme describes it:
"A smol purple radioactive edible that has 40 days lifespan (keeps longer in a fridge)

just 1 of these can overrun your place in under 3 days (by then it won't be alone)

they collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each

there are many recipes all over the net"
Wassie never gonna make it

Hey mate u hungry? Grab some wassies in the fridge. I've cooked a wassie soup yesterday too.

Fucken hamcat eats all the wassies in the fridge.
by SaltyNarwhal June 18, 2019
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Moving a little weird, moving funny, acting like a snake
Your shordy is wassi , she needs to get herself together
by Itztabitha April 06, 2018
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Wassie, wasserpest

A memetic edible creature on CT (aka CryptoTwitter), originally cartoon pseudonymous user Maru, but it was forced and popularized by sock-puppet master Stardust with his enormous army of alt accounts and therefore now has a much broader reach and meaning in the community. Wassies can be collected/harvested("collec"), kept in the fridge, be eaten raw or cooked into soup or ragu, however, it is also popular to keep a wassie as a house pet nowadays.

How the creator himself describes it:
"A smol purple radioactive edible that has 40 days lifespan (keeps longer in a fridge)

just 1 of these can overrun your place in under 3 days (by then it won't be alone)

they collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each

there are many recipes all over the net"
WTF is wassie??

Wassie never gonna make it

Hey mate u hungry? Grab some wassies in the fridge. I've cooked a wassie soup yesterday too.

Fucken hamcat eats all the wassies in the fridge.
by SaltyNarwhal June 18, 2019
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To be so drunk that you talk, act, and think in a completely unrecognizable manner. To also be so drunk you think everyone is in love with you. From the Latin Christopher Wasserman, of Le Club Fantastique, Albany, NY.
"On her twenty first birthday, she was so wassied that you wouldn't have known it was her."
by Scoons March 23, 2005
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