Wassies are tiny creatures with room temperature IQ. They are usually a mix of platypuses, frogs, ducks, or penguins and the result of radioactive incidents or mysterious apocalyptic events. Their short lifespan extends further if kept in a fridge after which they respawn with the knowledge of their ancestors.
Some people derive amusement from targeting them, while others passionately stand up to their defense but wassies simply cannot be stopped or eradicated.
Some people derive amusement from targeting them, while others passionately stand up to their defense but wassies simply cannot be stopped or eradicated.
I am a wassie.
by wassie69 November 1, 2023
Get the WASSIE mug.A smol purple edible creature that has a lifespan of 40 days (longer if kept in the fridge).
Just one of these can overrun your place in under 3 days, by then it won't be alone.
They collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each.
There are many recipes all over the net.
Just one of these can overrun your place in under 3 days, by then it won't be alone.
They collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each.
There are many recipes all over the net.
*opens the fridge*
- "Where's my hamcat? There are only wassies in this fridge!"
*grabs a wassie and throws it in the pan*
- "Where's my hamcat? There are only wassies in this fridge!"
*grabs a wassie and throws it in the pan*
by Craig Fraud Wright June 18, 2019
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A memetic creature on the CT (aka CryptoTwitter), originally just a cartoon pseudonymous user Maru, but it was forced and popularized by sock-puppet master Stardust with his enormous army of twinks and therefore now has a much broader reach and meaning. Wassies can be collected /harvested("collec"), be eaten raw or cooked as soup or ragu, however it is also popular to keep a wassie as a house pet.
How the creator of the meme describes it:
"A smol purple radioactive edible that has 40 days lifespan (keeps longer in a fridge)
just 1 of these can overrun your place in under 3 days (by then it won't be alone)
they collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each
there are many recipes all over the net"
A memetic creature on the CT (aka CryptoTwitter), originally just a cartoon pseudonymous user Maru, but it was forced and popularized by sock-puppet master Stardust with his enormous army of twinks and therefore now has a much broader reach and meaning. Wassies can be collected /harvested("collec"), be eaten raw or cooked as soup or ragu, however it is also popular to keep a wassie as a house pet.
How the creator of the meme describes it:
"A smol purple radioactive edible that has 40 days lifespan (keeps longer in a fridge)
just 1 of these can overrun your place in under 3 days (by then it won't be alone)
they collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each
there are many recipes all over the net"
Wassie never gonna make it
Hey mate u hungry? Grab some wassies in the fridge. I've cooked a wassie soup yesterday too.
Fucken hamcat eats all the wassies in the fridge.
Hey mate u hungry? Grab some wassies in the fridge. I've cooked a wassie soup yesterday too.
Fucken hamcat eats all the wassies in the fridge.
by SaltyNarwhal June 18, 2019
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A memetic edible creature on CT (aka CryptoTwitter), originally cartoon pseudonymous user Maru, but it was forced and popularized by sock-puppet master Stardust with his enormous army of alt accounts and therefore now has a much broader reach and meaning in the community. Wassies can be collected/harvested("collec"), kept in the fridge, be eaten raw or cooked into soup or ragu, however, it is also popular to keep a wassie as a house pet nowadays.
How the creator himself describes it:
"A smol purple radioactive edible that has 40 days lifespan (keeps longer in a fridge)
just 1 of these can overrun your place in under 3 days (by then it won't be alone)
they collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each
there are many recipes all over the net"
A memetic edible creature on CT (aka CryptoTwitter), originally cartoon pseudonymous user Maru, but it was forced and popularized by sock-puppet master Stardust with his enormous army of alt accounts and therefore now has a much broader reach and meaning in the community. Wassies can be collected/harvested("collec"), kept in the fridge, be eaten raw or cooked into soup or ragu, however, it is also popular to keep a wassie as a house pet nowadays.
How the creator himself describes it:
"A smol purple radioactive edible that has 40 days lifespan (keeps longer in a fridge)
just 1 of these can overrun your place in under 3 days (by then it won't be alone)
they collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each
there are many recipes all over the net"
WTF is wassie??
Wassie never gonna make it
Hey mate u hungry? Grab some wassies in the fridge. I've cooked a wassie soup yesterday too.
Fucken hamcat eats all the wassies in the fridge.
Wassie never gonna make it
Hey mate u hungry? Grab some wassies in the fridge. I've cooked a wassie soup yesterday too.
Fucken hamcat eats all the wassies in the fridge.
by SaltyNarwhal June 18, 2019
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Get the wassie mug.A smart and beautiful girl. Don't fuck with her because she's going to get your ass with Karma. She's a strong and great leader. She is good with people and you can trust her. She is not a liar and if it comes to it she'll fight for what she loves.
Do you know her? I've heard of her, her name is Wassima. They say you better don't fuck with her beacause she's going to get your ass.
by (JustSomeone) February 26, 2017
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