Wankees

A delightfully dismissive Australian slang term for Neo-Nazis, Holocaust deniers, or any fragile bigot who gets instantly triggered by the existence of non-White people. It perfectly marries "wanker" (the classic insult for a pathetic, self-important tosser) with "yeet" (the joyful act of hurling something away with extreme prejudice), implying these clowns are such monumental wankers they deserve to be yeeted straight into the sun – or at least out of polite society.

Basically a counter argument tool against White people that are racist towards None-White that lives in Asia or Australia. A term for only to be used against Trolls.

"Those Wankees online are ranting about 'cultural replacement' again—time to yeet them from the conversation before they start yelling "It's a White man's land". "

by Hailer December 18, 2025

New York Wankees

The perfect name for the overpaid baseball team from the Bronx who always choke in the playoffs because they would rather wank on the field so they can enjoy their overpaid salaries in the off season sooner.

Did you see the New York Wankees choke in the play-offs last year, Man they are eating out of Swinebrenners hands.

by Patriotic Leftie July 30, 2009

Wankers Chalice

When a Gentleman is masturbating and has nothing to catch his climax he will cup his spare hand tightly to form a "Wankers Chalice".

The Mrs had the curtains in the wash and there was nothing left to use so I had to form the trusty ole Wankers Chalice.

by Woms1 April 25, 2023

Wankershief

A small piece of fabric used to wipe the semen off of your phallus.

For example:
'Oh damn... i left my wankershief in mom's bedroom! Gonna have to use this old sock again!'

by Faptato July 26, 2014

Wankers Waffle

Someone who attempts to act extremely intelligent, but instead ends up waffling and using words in the wrong context.

"The writer uses words to determine your mind and is not controversial to see the amazing use of ...ummm..."
"What a load of Wankers Waffle!"

by -JollyGoodShow- April 26, 2014

wankers wings

The flabby upper arm fat that moves up and down when in the moment of a tense wank

Lol look at my wankers wings , the faster I wank the more it flaps, they're take off in a minute

by mitch00uk March 31, 2015

wankership

Portmanteau of the english words wanker and dictatorship.

1. A system of government in which a state is ruled by one person with absolute power, where the person involved is a wanker.

2. (informal) A company run on similar terms.

Given Mussolini's policies, the government of Italy 1922-1943 is more accurately described as a facist wankership.

by lawfulhippo May 9, 2006