Wallpapered 

In relationship to alcohol intoxication. Wallpapered falls after plastered.

"Wow... that guy is totally wallpapered." Referring to the man hunched over the curb, hurling his guts out.

Wallpapered by Ashe Faelsdon May 11, 2010

Wallpapered Penis

When your girl gives you road head and can't find anything to clean you up with but the napkins she stole from Tim Hortons which are better for donut frosting than they are for trouser gravy leaving pieces of napkin glued to your flagstaff thus resulting in a wallpapered penis.

Hey babe I stashed a pack of baby wipes in the console so I don't end up with a wallpapered penis again like the last trip we took!

Wallpapered Penis by TumTum816 January 29, 2017

absolutely wallpapered

Absolutely wallpapered is when you have drank so much alcohol and smoked so much weed that you are absolutely wallpapered and can’t even get up to go for a wee

“I need a piss mate but I’m absolutely wallpapered that I can’t be arsed going for a wee”

absolutely wallpapered by Stayout February 27, 2019

Roll of Wallpaper 

Alternative phrase to Boxing glove on the end of a swans neck when describing a man who is well endowed in the trouser department

Woman in pub - So then, tell me why I should go on a date with your friend Dave?

Man in pub - Because love, he has a cock like a roll of wallpaper!

Roll of Wallpaper by blurtworth January 7, 2011

Texas Wallpaper 

To stick a wet, moist Kleenex tissue used to wipe up cum onto someone's wall. Texas Wallpaper is similar to that of a traditional Tissue Swipe except that in the case of Texas Wallpaper, the tissue that is used to wipe up semen and/or vaginal juices after masturbation, a handjob or after vaginal or anal coitus, one sticks the tissue to the wall. It is imperative that the tissue still be moist or in a semi-moist state in order to stick. The allure of the Texas Wallpaper is the ability to create a wonderful display and conversation piece of multiple tissues with each tissue having its own unique story to tell. Sexual frequency clearly determines one's ability to decorate effectively with Texas Wallpaper. Texas Wallpaper was recently featured on Do It Yourself Network.

Stan blew his wet, steamy load on his girlfriend April's chest. After grabbing a tissue and wiping off his man load, Stan quickly selected a nice spot and plastered up some Texas Wallpaper. April's wall was beginning to look like a tissue paper covered float in the Texas Cavaliers River Parade.

Texas Wallpaper by Eaton Holgoode March 19, 2015

relationship wallpaper 

When someone uses a large picture of their significant other or themselves with that significant other as computer (especially laptop) wallpaper to annoyingly illustrate the fact that they are in a relationship to the whole world, and especially their classmates.

Student1: look at that lamer using a pic of himself and his fat girlfriend at a toga party as relationship wallpaper.

Student2: yeah, look at that backfat on both of them. gross.

relationship wallpaper by loulud79 November 6, 2009

Living Wallpaper 

A term for a Person who has not enough substance or popularity to to set of a motion detector.

Dude, isn't that Living Wallpaper?

Living Wallpaper by The iRan February 4, 2009