Stayout's definitions

Eggy waffle

An Eggy waffle is an extremely smelly fart that stinks and lingers for a while

It is extremely hard to get rid of an Eggy waffle Febreze is usually required to mask the smell or failing that get the fuck out of the room.

by Stayout February 21, 2019

Fantamagasm

Fantamagasm means when you have a Fanta and have an orgasm at the same time.

“Mate I’ve just experienced a fantamagasm”

by Stayout March 15, 2019

stonner fingers

Stonner fingers are when. You have had your turn on the biff and go to pass it but drop it and creates a mass panic an you say
“GET IT “

“Get it stonner fingers “

by Stayout March 14, 2019

Bibby batty

Bibby batty means that it is a feeling that makes you want to go feel a few bums

“I feel a Bibby batty “

by Stayout March 16, 2019

absolutely wallpapered

Absolutely wallpapered is when you have drank so much alcohol and smoked so much weed that you are absolutely wallpapered and can’t even get up to go for a wee

“I need a piss mate but I’m absolutely wallpapered that I can’t be arsed going for a wee”

by Stayout February 27, 2019

shabidibabadibibdebab

a shabidibabadibibdebab Is someone who goes to join isis and then thinks she can just come back to the UK

“FUCK OFF you ain’t coming back here we don’t want no shabidibabadibibdebab thank you”

by Stayout March 1, 2019

Fucking leave

Fucking leave basically means fucking leave the EU

“We need to debate about brexit”
“ no fucking leave means leave “

by Stayout March 15, 2019