Stayout's definitions

absolutely wallpapered

Absolutely wallpapered is when you have drank so much alcohol and smoked so much weed that you are absolutely wallpapered and can’t even get up to go for a wee

“I need a piss mate but I’m absolutely wallpapered that I can’t be arsed going for a wee”

by Stayout February 27, 2019

A windy burglar

A windy burglar is a person who goes out in the rain and windy weather looking for some where to break in the to and is obviously A windy burglar

“Look at her out in this wind he’s A windy burglar”

by Stayout March 12, 2019

shabidibabadibibdebab

a shabidibabadibibdebab Is someone who goes to join isis and then thinks she can just come back to the UK

“FUCK OFF you ain’t coming back here we don’t want no shabidibabadibibdebab thank you”

by Stayout March 1, 2019

Fucking leave

Fucking leave basically means fucking leave the EU

“We need to debate about brexit”
“ no fucking leave means leave “

by Stayout March 15, 2019

#arse-bandit

#arse-bandit is the official title for someone who is an absolute gay boy

“Your such an #arse-bandit”

by Stayout March 1, 2019

a can’t move

a can’t move

A can’t move is when you smoke weed cannabis kali haze and get high to the point where you say “mate....a can’t move”.

You are a proper a can’t move person right now aren’t you.

“Can you pass the remote”
“No a can’t move ”
“Please”
“No a can’t be arsed”

by Stayout February 21, 2019

Gollum arsed

Gollum arsed means when you are absolutely fucked from drinking and smoking weed

“Mate you are Gollum arsed “

by Stayout March 15, 2019