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A person who is so plain and uninteresting that they are as attention grabbing as wallpaper; Something invisible
-"That girl is so boring. I felt like I was going to pass out listening to her talk."
~"Yeah, She's such a wallpaper."
by justaquickfix February 07, 2010
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It's paper. On the walls. Do you really need a definition for this?
My house has Mickey Mouse wallpaper. Got a problem wit' dat?
by Paul Newman February 07, 2004
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When a guy cums on a girl and then throws money so it sticks to her.
A: Dude, i totally wall papered this girl last night
B: No way, how much did you spend
A: I stuck a five to her forehead and a one to her cheek.
by Foolishmrtl April 30, 2011
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When a guy orgasms while wearing pants. Results in the fabric being stuck to his leg.
Primarily occurs on dance floors or at strip clubs.
I spent $300 at the strip club and all I got was a nice wallpapering.
by Char Plassen April 12, 2011
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A girl that is so incredibly plain looking that she simply blends into the background.
"Dude, did you see that girl at Starbucks?"

"Nah bruh, she was like wallpaper."
by Marcus garvey January 07, 2015
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When you get a blow job and blow your load on the girls face then take her hair and push it into previously dropped load.
When I wallpapered that hoe, she had one hell of a time trting to peel her hair back!
by Dirty 1 November 18, 2003
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