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A person who is so plain and uninteresting that they are as attention grabbing as wallpaper; Something invisible
-"That girl is so boring. I felt like I was going to pass out listening to her talk."
~"Yeah, She's such a wallpaper."
by justaquickfix February 07, 2010
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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It's paper. On the walls. Do you really need a definition for this?
My house has Mickey Mouse wallpaper. Got a problem wit' dat?
by Paul Newman February 07, 2004
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When a guy orgasms while wearing pants. Results in the fabric being stuck to his leg.
Primarily occurs on dance floors or at strip clubs.
I spent $300 at the strip club and all I got was a nice wallpapering.
by Char Plassen April 12, 2011
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A paper thin booger that clings to the inside of your nostril.
Timmy picked his nose today and tore down some wallpaper.
by Munpuppy July 10, 2008
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When a guy cums on a girl and then throws money so it sticks to her.
A: Dude, i totally wall papered this girl last night
B: No way, how much did you spend
A: I stuck a five to her forehead and a one to her cheek.
by Foolishmrtl April 30, 2011
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When you get a blow job and blow your load on the girls face then take her hair and push it into previously dropped load.
When I wallpapered that hoe, she had one hell of a time trting to peel her hair back!
by Dirty 1 November 18, 2003
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