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A person who is so plain and uninteresting that they are as attention grabbing as wallpaper; Something invisible
-"That girl is so boring. I felt like I was going to pass out listening to her talk."
~"Yeah, She's such a wallpaper."
by justaquickfix February 07, 2010
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It's paper. On the walls. Do you really need a definition for this?
My house has Mickey Mouse wallpaper. Got a problem wit' dat?
by Paul Newman February 07, 2004
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When a guy orgasms while wearing pants. Results in the fabric being stuck to his leg.
Primarily occurs on dance floors or at strip clubs.
I spent $300 at the strip club and all I got was a nice wallpapering.
by Char Plassen April 12, 2011
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When a guy cums on a girl and then throws money so it sticks to her.
A: Dude, i totally wall papered this girl last night
B: No way, how much did you spend
A: I stuck a five to her forehead and a one to her cheek.
by Foolishmrtl April 30, 2011
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When you get a blow job and blow your load on the girls face then take her hair and push it into previously dropped load.
When I wallpapered that hoe, she had one hell of a time trting to peel her hair back!
by Dirty 1 November 18, 2003
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When describing something or someone, if they are 'wallpaper' they not the art on the walls, they are more like the wall paper. You would not get interesting wallpaper, because you cant change it if you get sick of it, so you get something neutral, simple, uneventful.
I liked their first album, but the rest have been just wallpaper.
by RastusOxide January 16, 2014
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