Skip to main content
To be a total wallace. To be slovenly and drunk. People commonly wallace when they admit that they are neither a "demon toke-head" nor a "raging alcoholic". To wallace is to be so badly drunk that it is hard to move, and one ends up in unknown places.
"Man, I got soooo Wallaced on Monday"

"Dude, stop wallacing"
Wallaced by dhumed May 16, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
1)to get extremely drunk

2)someone being sloppy
"damn were gonna get so wallaced tonight"

"did you see that girl the other night? she was super wallaced all over me"
1.Past tense. To Wallace an object or environment is to
reduce the status of it to a less than operational condition. To ruin or otherwise make something useless. Mostly due to overly sloppy behavior.
I hope my car isn't too wallaced after tagging that stop sign last night.
Wallaced by Dasbrown65 July 30, 2016
Past tense. To Wallace.
1.Verb. To damage or otherwise make an object less than functional or operational.
2.Verb. To bring the temperature of an atmosphere to an oppressive level of heat and still think it is lacking warmth.
3.Noun. When an object is in an inoperable condition.
I hope the car isn't wallaced too bad....Where do you keep getting wallaced from. You know to leave something broken and can't fix it, wallaced.
Wallaced by Dasbrown65 August 3, 2016
When you start a new job and the person that was supposed to train you (because they are the most knowledgeable) leaves the company before training you so you now have to take on all their responsibilities with little Information on how to actually do the job.
Person 1: Hey man I heard you got that job, congrats!

Person 2: thanks man! I looking forward to it. Definitely a new experience for me stepping into this role but there is a person there that’s supper knowledgeable that is gonna mentor me and teach me the ins and outs of

Person 1: great to hear man, good luck! Hope you don’t get Wallaced!

Person 2: yeah that would suck!
Wallaced by Seymour Cox May 4, 2026

wallaced into 

To tear into something with no regard to preserving or reusing the original packaging. Such as ripping open a pack of cookies so that the resealable closure is useless. At first glance, it may appear that a package has exploded rather than having been opened. Most commonly perpetrated by teenage boys.
After the kids wallaced into the bag of candy, there were M&M's everywhere.
wallaced into by CHAOSmommie January 8, 2017

Get Wallaced 

A phrase used when someone executes a pro gamer move that brings them victory in a video game; extra points if said move is executed and the enemy AI or opposing player did not see it coming.
"WHOA! Did you see how I just punched the boss from behind and scored the final blow? Get Wallaced, dude!"
Get Wallaced by A random figment January 26, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
Load more