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Walktail 

A cocktail that you make in order to drink while walking on the streets; an alcoholic beverage in a to-go cup.
Before I headed to the bar, I'm gonna make myself a walktail for the road.
Walktail by BeebsInSF July 17, 2011
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walkitis 

The itis like feeling one has when walking long distances and eating a meal that doesn't quite satisfy ones hunger.
Joe: Man I just walked like 3 blocks and had a meal but wasn't 100% full, why I am so tired???
Dave: Do you have the same symptoms as itis but from walking and eating?
Joe: Yes
Dave: You Sir have walkitis!
walkitis by byah84 June 20, 2013
noun, plural walkits - a burger, a mishappen young man, if knocked onto his back would be incapable of getting back up without assistance
steve is such a walkit, he fell down playing basketball in the backyard and they found him 2 days later on his back crying for help
walkit by elmontese May 28, 2007
When you don't have time for the full on internet porn, box of tissues masturbation session. Wankitas often occur in last few minutes of a morning shower or on the toilet with just seconds to finish off before getting busted.
Jenny called and said she was a couple blocks away so I only had time for a wankita in the dunny.
Wankita by largearthur February 20, 2009

walktard 

someone that enters a RUNNING RACE such as a marathon or half marathon without the fitness needed to actually run the event.

Often times they are seen wearing purple and green and are raising money for "a good cause" while being in everyone's way.
Look at that dumbazz walktard getting in the way of all the real runners, what an azzhole.
walktard by paul_tx March 19, 2008
a term for a blonde, tall, crazy, atheletic, lying, but in a good way, bestie
that kaylin sure is wakitas
wakitas by tayrose12 March 28, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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