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walktard 

someone that enters a RUNNING RACE such as a marathon or half marathon without the fitness needed to actually run the event.

Often times they are seen wearing purple and green and are raising money for "a good cause" while being in everyone's way.
Look at that dumbazz walktard getting in the way of all the real runners, what an azzhole.
walktard by paul_tx March 19, 2008
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Walkwardly 

1. An accidental combination of the words “walk” and “awkwardly” made by Haminations
2. Awkwardly walking somewhere that isn’t your house or during a slow song.
Haminations: Anyway, a slow song comes on and me and my friends walkwardly- PFFT WALKWARDLY?!?
Walkwardly by JustJay2 June 25, 2021
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A person who has lost the ability to reason, be courteous to those around them, perform shopping tasks in a timely manner, share aisles of stores with others, wash themselves or their children. The Waltard can be found wandering Walmarts aimlessly.

Latin name: Walmartius Tardilis
All I wanted was laundry detergent and I ended up being at the Walmart for two hours because the Waltards trapped me in an aisle with their carts and screaming children.
Waltard by Walyt June 7, 2009

wanktard 

wanker + retard = wanktard
he is such a wanktard
wanktard by Miss. Unique April 14, 2006

Wacktard 

noun -

A person far beyond retardation.

A lame idiot.

A cross between someone completely wack and someone utterly retarded.

Fool.
"I didn't know for the life of me why I couldn't sleep last night. At 3am I finally realized that I'd drank a buttload of Mountain Dew before hitting the sack. I'm such a freakin' wacktard!"

"Did you hear Lady GaGa talking about being 'celebate'? She's such a wacktard!"

"OMG, my stupid boyfriend is late again!? I can't stand his wacktarded a$$ sometimes!!!"
Wacktard by Queen5683 April 14, 2010

walkward 

When saying goodbye to someone and then contining to walk in the same direction as them...awkwardly.
Jackie and John said goodbye and then walked to the parking lot together. Now that's walkward.
walkward by princess cw June 1, 2009

wanktard 

noun. a person that exhibits the lesser attributes of a chronic masturbator and the mentally deficient.
You are a wanktard.
wanktard by CorruptedData February 7, 2003
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