walkitis

The itis like feeling one has when walking long distances and eating a meal that doesn't quite satisfy ones hunger.

Joe: Man I just walked like 3 blocks and had a meal but wasn't 100% full, why I am so tired???
Dave: Do you have the same symptoms as itis but from walking and eating?
Joe: Yes
Dave: You Sir have walkitis!

by byah84 June 20, 2013

wankitis

A disease of the shoulder(pain)from taking several breaks and enjoying the natural free high of the wank.

Can't play softball tonite, cause I have wankitis.

by Dolphan Denny August 25, 2008