Waffle-job 

Someone who's only job in life is to waffle

Jake - Were you listening to Alex go on and on yesterday?
Sam - I tried to pay attention but whenever he talks I just get so confused, he's a proper waffle-job.

Waffle-job by NadeemBD7 April 12, 2020

Blumpkin Waffle-Job 

The act of a man waffle stomping, whilst receiving a blowjob.

"Yo Jack! Did you hear Jordan stomped his shit down a shower drain while getting head from Iggy?"
"Yeah man, that's called a Blumpkin Waffle-Job"

Blumpkin Waffle-Job by Freaky White Boy January 3, 2025

Waffle Cone Job 

A type of sexual intercourse in which the female (Usually a robust one or one resembling a whale or other large mammal) places a waffle cone filled with ice cream on top of the male's penis. She then eats through the waffle cone and ice cream until she reaches the penis.

Amy is so fat. I heard she gave her boyfriend a Waffle Cone Job the other day.

Waffle Cone Job by Footsteps. August 3, 2010

Wafflejob 

The act of giving a man a hand job when his penis is so small, that there is no room to move up and down. So, instead, the hand must be rotated side to side, much like when you turn the handle of a waffle maker in a cafeteria.

Person 1: She said you were so small she had to give you a wafflejob last night!
Person 2: She has really big hands!!
Person 1: Whatever...

Wafflejob by Mae-Smith October 31, 2008

Jobbie Waffler

Someone who talks absolute shite.

"What you talking about now you jobbie waffler!"

Jobbie Waffler by Qualityfeet69 March 9, 2026