Definitions by Qualityfeet69

Vaseline Valedictorian

Graduated in Vaseline. Had every every colour of tin, even the limited editions. You won't see them without one sliding out of their pocket every 10 to 15 minutes.

"I own every varient, flavour and scent of vaseline. I am such a vaseline valedictorian, I love it! I can't enough of the stuff"

Vaseline Valedictorian by Qualityfeet69 March 9, 2026

Jobbie Waffler

Someone who talks absolute shite.

"What you talking about now you jobbie waffler!"

Jobbie Waffler by Qualityfeet69 March 9, 2026

Squirtback

The liquid version of a blowback.

"Oh no! That was the last of the wine, don't swallow it. Give me a squirtback?!"

Squirtback by Qualityfeet69 March 9, 2026

Dicaprioed

Dumped because you turned twenty-five.

"You've just been Dicaprioed mate"

Dicaprioed by Qualityfeet69 March 9, 2026

Clipto

A lighter thief, specifically the clipper brand.

"He's stolen my lighter AGAIN the wee clipto!"

Clipto by Qualityfeet69 March 9, 2026