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A: You making waffles
B: Yeah Waffers
A: Waffers?
B: Loafer shaped waffles
Waffers by SuckMyShoes January 15, 2021
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communion wafers 

Those hella good crackers served with free wine in a dimly lit yet nicely air-conditioned room that you find yourself constantly yawning in.
The only reason my parents gave me education at a Catholic school was because of the perks- free wine, and those hella good wafers. What are they called? Oh ya...

Communion wafers.

Waffer's Wipe 

To retreat to the restroom to wipe the ass after releasing a series of Musty Waffs to eliminate the feeling of a little loose stool and greasy between the cheeks.
Jerry dropped a few Musty Waffs in his cubicle at work. The third one felt a little wet and his ass cheeks felt greasy so he retreated to the restroom where he performed a Waffer's Wipe.
Waffer's Wipe by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

willy wafters 

when you waft your willy around in a circular motion


willy wafters
stop waftin your willy!

willy wafters by Faith+Bel March 11, 2009

Necco Wafers 

Quarter-sized candy wafers that resemble Smarties.
"Do you have any Necco Wafers? They're good as shit.
Necco Wafers by PyroLogiK December 17, 2003

plumb wafters 

A wafter of plums, someone who likes air to waft around his sack. 2 men going fishing for a weekend together could be referred to as plum wafters. homosexual's
Mr Gordon and his friend went to a lake where several pairs of men in short sleeve tshirts and moustaches were seen fishing together. They were referred to as plumb wafters .
plumb wafters by TM_SG June 28, 2010
That band was complete waffer.
waffer by Anonymous June 5, 2003
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