Waffery

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Waff-errr-reee

To waffle, jabber, jibber, ramble and mumble on. Any time you talk or write about something that has no real relavence or importance.

It was merely an exercise in waffery, which is why I mentioned my assumptions, providied my workings out and asked readers to draw their own conclusions.

Waffery by Stigward July 12, 2011

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Waffery

The area of a Royal Air Force base where the WAAFs live. Waffs are members of The Women's Auxiliary Air Force. WAFFs are generally regarded as being a higher standard of Dorris than WRACs (Weekly Ration of Army Cunt).

'Tally Ho Skipper, fancy shooting over to the Waffery later to see if we can bag some clunge? ' (Flt Lt Trevor-Roper to Wg Cdr Guy Gibson, prior to the Dams Raid 1943).

Waffery by CabbagheadChris December 9, 2020

Related Words

Waffery • waffer • Wafery • Wafferbridge • Waffer's Wipe • Waffer Trash • waftery • Wiffery • Twat wafflery • Belugian waffertop

Waffer's Wipe

To retreat to the restroom to wipe the ass after releasing a series of Musty Waffs to eliminate the feeling of a little loose stool and greasy between the cheeks.

Jerry dropped a few Musty Waffs in his cubicle at work. The third one felt a little wet and his ass cheeks felt greasy so he retreated to the restroom where he performed a Waffer's Wipe.

Waffer's Wipe by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

Wiffery

A disease that flares up the night before or morning of an event that one wants to avoid. The sufferer can use Wiffery as an excuse to avoid unwanted activities.

Wiffery has varying levels of severeness, starting at Mild Wiffery, all the way up to Fatal Wiffery.

The first sign of upcoming Wiffery are wiffles.

Hey mate, can't make it to the quilting fair today, come down with a case of Mild Wiffery.

Maths test tomorrow, I think I'm coming down with a case of severe Wiffery.

Wiffery by darcyf1 May 18, 2011

waftery

Upset and uncomfortable

"Sorry, I'm really waftery today."

waftery by Rxsee<3 December 2, 2021

waffer

bad, poor, sub-standard

That band was complete waffer.

waffer by Anonymous June 5, 2003

Twat wafflery

The act of being an asshole or twat waffle.

John says...That’s some twat wafflery going on over there.

Twat wafflery by Pink Cherries March 15, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026