Waffery 

Waff-errr-reee

To waffle, jabber, jibber, ramble and mumble on. Any time you talk or write about something that has no real relavence or importance.

It was merely an exercise in waffery, which is why I mentioned my assumptions, providied my workings out and asked readers to draw their own conclusions.

Waffery by Stigward July 12, 2011

Waffery 

The area of a Royal Air Force base where the WAAFs live. Waffs are members of The Women's Auxiliary Air Force. WAFFs are generally regarded as being a higher standard of Dorris than WRACs (Weekly Ration of Army Cunt).

'Tally Ho Skipper, fancy shooting over to the Waffery later to see if we can bag some clunge? ' (Flt Lt Trevor-Roper to Wg Cdr Guy Gibson, prior to the Dams Raid 1943).

Waffery by CabbagheadChris December 9, 2020

Waffer's Wipe 

To retreat to the restroom to wipe the ass after releasing a series of Musty Waffs to eliminate the feeling of a little loose stool and greasy between the cheeks.

Jerry dropped a few Musty Waffs in his cubicle at work. The third one felt a little wet and his ass cheeks felt greasy so he retreated to the restroom where he performed a Waffer's Wipe.

Waffer's Wipe by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

Wiffery 

A disease that flares up the night before or morning of an event that one wants to avoid. The sufferer can use Wiffery as an excuse to avoid unwanted activities.

Wiffery has varying levels of severeness, starting at Mild Wiffery, all the way up to Fatal Wiffery.

The first sign of upcoming Wiffery are wiffles.

Hey mate, can't make it to the quilting fair today, come down with a case of Mild Wiffery.

Maths test tomorrow, I think I'm coming down with a case of severe Wiffery.

Wiffery by darcyf1 May 18, 2011

waftery

Upset and uncomfortable

"Sorry, I'm really waftery today."

waftery by Rxsee<3 December 2, 2021

waffer 

bad, poor, sub-standard

That band was complete waffer.

waffer by Anonymous June 5, 2003

Twat wafflery 

The act of being an asshole or twat waffle.

John says...That’s some twat wafflery going on over there.

Twat wafflery by Pink Cherries March 15, 2021