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Waffe is the man. He is usually the fattest/tallest guy in the friend group/crew. He is occasionally funny but is also serious at times. He knows all about random shit like firecrackers. You get mad at him but you can't hate him, he is that guy. He is usually not very intelligent and one of the dumbest people you know but that's why you love him so much.
WAFFE- yo guys wanna use some firecrackers
MAtt- ok sure but they aren't legal in this state
Waffe- ight
waffe by CODSTINGRAY444 October 28, 2013
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waffe 28 

A fast firing big boy gun that has the recoil of a kangaroo
That waffe 28 kicks like a kangroo.
waffe 28 by Osnaa January 22, 2018
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pilsner waffe 

a swedish raggar gang or group that drives the biggest and most famous pilsner lik/ pilsner bil/ Pilsner häck in sweden
dude 1: hey look he´s a member of the pilsner waffe
dude 2: why is that scrapyard moving.... ohh
pilsner waffe by kukensvrede February 20, 2014

Goose Waffle 

The goose droppings that dry up and fall off the soles of your hiking boots after a walk in the field.
"Who left the goose waffles in the hallway? Everyone check your feet."
Goose Waffle by goose_on_a_roof September 19, 2012

The Westford Waffle Sandwich 

The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.
Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.

Cheeky Dick Waffle 

A cheeky dick waffle is a smart ass who enjoys dicking with others, sometimes in some very clever or devious ways.
Dandyman: I heard you knew how to make an entrance. If I had known you were going to do all this, I would have hung some Union Jacks for you.

Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?

Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.

Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!

Dandyman: Like discount pichi.

Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!
Cheeky Dick Waffle by Leyulf September 30, 2013

Waffle-Hop 

The act of moving from Waffle House to Waffle House over the course of a night. Similar to bar hopping, but with Waffle House.
Hey, lets go to Houston and Waffle-Hop instead of getting a hotel.