Waffelmingle 

An interesting variety of mollusk whose territory is limited to the Eastern Pacific Ocean and whose diet consists mainly of other shellfish. Known by famed biologist John Venn of Cornell University as the "vulture of the sea".

"Man, you're like a waffelmingle the way you eat those goddamn cheetos."

Waffelmingle by Njord Fingerturner April 23, 2003

Waffelmingle 

the proper word for the thIng used to unclog a toilet, plunger

Waffelmingle by Anonymous July 31, 2003