Waffle-Hop

The act of moving from Waffle House to Waffle House over the course of a night. Similar to bar hopping, but with Waffle House.

Hey, lets go to Houston and Waffle-Hop instead of getting a hotel.

by waffleloverwafflelover March 20, 2023

Waffle-Hop

Waffle-Hop is a place where drunks go when they can not decide whether or not to go to Waffle House or IHOP, eventually having to have the leader of the party (usually the drunkest) make an executive decision. The name is the result of the indecisive nature of a band of drunkards, and commonly ends up in a trip to your local county jail. Waffle-Hop is also home to several other undesirables such as stoners, creepers, and your average hobo.

Levi: Man, im so damn hungry..Waffle-Hop anyone?

Ethan: Damn straight we are going to Waffle-Hop, and we are taking Trent's truck!

Trent: Ok...but if the cops get called you guys better post up.

by Mr.Pary April 16, 2010

Mississippi WaffleHouse

When you hittin from the back, eatin a plate of bangin fresh waffles and some syrup runs down her buttcrack like the Mississippi River and you lick it off.

im sitting there with my fresh plate of waffles and my girl wants my dick, so she had to settle for a Mississippi WaffleHouse.

by MoneyMayka March 2, 2015

WaffleHouse Hoe

A Waffle House hoe is a rundown white femalel that is a chain smoker and drinks cheap liquer. She thought she was the shit in highschool, but now is a broke bum with one or more babies with different fathers. She has a black sugar daddy and still thinks her life is meaningful. You can tell she was once a pretty girl, but is now corrupted with black penis, drugs, and alcohol.

Jon: O' girl lookin rundown N sloppy
Scott: Shes a Wafflehouse hoe fo sho

by iGpunk February 8, 2010

Wafflehole

The square, bumpy ring that is discovered upon entering the anal area.

Andy was delighted upon discovering his wife's anus, as he saw she had a delectable wafflehole

by Josh Beaumont January 30, 2008

Wafflecopter

When a person chats so much shit (the waffle begins), the waffling continues to build as they talk more and more shit until they physically take off into the air vertically like a helicopter

TomRob: Me and Tom have bought Rainbow 6 mate." *FAILS TO LOAD UP SAID PURCHASE*
You: "You're a right wafflecopter you son"

by NoncePacts April 26, 2019

Wafflehouser

A person, male or female, that overly uses terms of endearment that you would hear a waitress in a Waffle House use. Such as doll, hun, hunny, sweetie, sweetheart, sugar etc. This person uses these terms on everyone from complete strangers to best friends.

Chance is a complete wafflehouser.

How can you tell if the girl gave you a pet name or if she is a wafflehouser

She keeps calling my husband babe. Do you think she is hitting on him or is she a wafflehouser?

by DJBigBrower September 14, 2014