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Something thats entirely better than waffles. WAAY better. especially the way its spelled =o.
"who wants waffles?"
"I dont want waffles, I want waffelz!"
"....wut?"
"i want WAFFELZ, NAWT WAFFLES."
"....ok then..."
waffelz by pain_of_hero October 22, 2008
A not so popular up and coming youtuber and streamer
bruh have you seen waffelzes new video
no but I don't have to since I saw it live
waffelz by waffelzwastaken January 15, 2022
"Waffelo" is cool waffle boy.
Waffelo
Waffelo by Zeleniak August 6, 2018
look at all those waffles

i think what you meant to say, was wafflez
some one who steals waffles
" I AM! THE WAFFELER"
" DAMN THAT WAFFELER DID IT AGAIN! stole my damn waffles "
Waffeler by Alison cloud October 16, 2008
a kid named johnny wafflez pornmann who lives in upper vermont who will find ur facebook and pretty much troll ur entire family and skool cuz he is a attention whore. oh fuck ya dad.
guy1 "u seen that wafflez kid"

guy2 "nawww i thought he was fake"
guy1 "idk... but i want to kick his ass cuz hes a faggot."
wafflez "plz... kick my ass... ill give u directions to my house to kill me. rt122 sheffield vermont 5th house on the left past the post office. do it pussy. bring ur fat gf and ur truck and plz kick my ass."
wafflez by johnny wafflez pornmann September 5, 2011
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