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waffel
another word for slut
waffel donkey
waffel donkey by batmans cat October 15, 2009
blue waffel
A vagina that looks like more of a messy kebab,it stinks,also the vagina will squirt out some stenching gunj and will stain anything it touches
blue waffel by J DOT ON THE MIKE RIGHT NOW December 1, 2010
twat waffel
the best word combo ever.
1)it can be used as a greeting
2)a way of describing someone annoying or you dont like
3) a member of EPMPLS (eat pussy minneapolis)
1)it can be used as a greeting
2)a way of describing someone annoying or you dont like
3) a member of EPMPLS (eat pussy minneapolis)
1)mark: travis you twat waffel whats up?!
2) dammit mike you little frecklenutted twat waffle shut the hell up
2) dammit mike you little frecklenutted twat waffle shut the hell up
twat waffel by Steffan ABney January 24, 2008
blue waffel
grossest thing of my life. I dies a little inside when I saw it...If someone ever asks you to look up a blue waffel...lests just say it has NOTHING to do with waffels...you will be foooooollled. nasty ew
another way of gooling you like *scary maze* for example: dude look up blue waffel! his friend: uhhhhhhm no man
blue waffel by fuck biiitches get money January 4, 2011
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Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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