Waffeling
Mom: "Jacob what happened to all of the eggos? Have you been waffeling again?!"
Jacob: "Don't worry about it ma!"*fap*fap*fap*
Jacob: "Don't worry about it ma!"*fap*fap*fap*
Waffeling by Slaperrific December 20, 2016
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Waffeling
It aptly describes the webbing of waffle like fingers of someone who is inbred on an enclosed island
Waffeling by Slughorn1028 November 1, 2020
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Blue waffeling
The act of making another person curious enough about what blue waffle is, that thet will look it up, and be blue waffled.
I was blue waffeling with Pete the other night, but it totally backfired, because he spat his drink all over my computer, and now i need a new keyboard :(
Blue waffeling by cheeseflambe August 6, 2010
waffling
Excessive talking, sometimes to the point where it gets boring and drags on for way too long, aka rambling.
It's a slang word used in Britain, but mainly in London or other parts of England by roadmen / younger generations.
It's a slang word used in Britain, but mainly in London or other parts of England by roadmen / younger generations.
"Bro my Psychology teacher is so boring, they're always waffling about nonsense that has nothing to do with the lesson."
"I definitely failed that History test, I just waffled tbh."
"That Biology question was so long and irrelevant, there was so much waffle in it I barely knew what they were asking me to do."
"I definitely failed that History test, I just waffled tbh."
"That Biology question was so long and irrelevant, there was so much waffle in it I barely knew what they were asking me to do."
waffling by lenglengmandem February 11, 2021
swaffeling
swaffeling by chaddy September 11, 2013
Waffling
stop waffling
Twat - 'I shagged your mum and then shit on your dads chest because I have dyslexia'
Friend - 'Stop waffling you pure wasteman'
Friend - 'Stop waffling you pure wasteman'
stop waffling by PussyMuncher900 April 10, 2017
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