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1.After consuming to much alchohol you become wasted as fuck, thus being wafed.

2. Getting way fucked hard by situations and circumstances out of your control.

You were so wafed last night we found you licking that hookers asshole.

he polce wafed you.
Wafed by JDizzlefoshizzle09 March 4, 2009
Words you can keep
damn Nabeel your SO wafed
wafed by farquuad November 21, 2018
Related Words
Wafed wafer waxed wafe wifed Wavedash wifed up waded WAFD Waed

Nilla Wafer 

AAVE slang derived from a brand of sweet snack that’s similar to a vanilla wafer. It describes a light skinned Caucasian person. Depending on usage it can be said neutrally, cheekily, or condescendingly. It can have implications similar to the slang “vanilla wafer” referring to a person who is unadventurous. In that context “nilla wafer” suggests a person has little exposure to cultural media, customs, and cuisine outside of their white racial experiences.
“I saw her on that show where she was booty shaking and trying to rap. I was like, ‘Okay, nilla wafer.’”
Nilla Wafer by lovely rat kitten September 29, 2022

No wafer 

Got this bud in mass, absolutely no wafer
No wafer by Colonel_lingus710 October 1, 2021
"Dude i just microwaved my balls"
"WAFD"

"A bunch of random fucks threw a rager at Bauer's, and he's so fucking stupid that he didn't do anything to stop it"
"WAFD"
WAFD by Pheth December 5, 2013

Vanilla Wafer 

The act of ejaculating into a white or yellow napkin and forcing a friend or lover to eat it.
I gave Katie my Vanilla Wafer and she loved it!
Vanilla Wafer by Brendan Buss February 8, 2009
A person who speaks only about themselves but also is extremely fragile and cannot handle any constructive criticism. Sometimes also referred to as a pussy.
What’s up with that dude Ryan? Bro, kids a fuckin’ wafe.
Wafe by AsstPro August 13, 2022
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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