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"A bunch of random fucks threw a rager at Bauer's, and he's so fucking stupid that he didn't do anything to stop it"
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WAFD

Acronym for "What a fuckin' douchebag!"

Most properly used when texting or posting on facebook, or perhaps verbalized as "W-A-F-D" when kids are around or in an extremely "proper" situation.

On facebook: "Hey fb fam, went to Best Buy on Black Friday and was waiting 45 seconds for some dude to pull out of a parking spot when some rich asshole pulled his Bimmer in before me. WAFD!"

WAFD by dookeyboy November 20, 2010

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WAFD

"What A Fucking Dick!"

"Bob shit in my cereal. WAFD!"

WAFD by j_credits_ellut February 5, 2010

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Wafda

A beautiful girl with good personality
All guys want to have her.

I want to have wafda become my future wife

Wafda by anonymous September 24, 2020

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wafda

A shortened form of saying "What A Fucking Dumb Ass". Works well around impressionable youth.

Person 1: I don't get this.
Person 2: Wafda.

wafda by nemox2061 November 28, 2006

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waf'd

fucking a player playing axemen and fucking scrolls/hotkeys with axes to kill you.

I just got waf'd by that bitch.

waf'd by Fudgenuggetman123 December 6, 2019

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waf'd

Being fucking axed by a player playing axemen and scrolls/hotkeys axes to kill you.

That player waf'd me like a little fucking bitch

waf'd by Fudgenuggetman123 December 6, 2019

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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