Urban Dictionary: wifed

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meaning you are taken by someone and in a meaningful relationship with them.

"how's your love life..?"
"i'm wifed."

by HisWifey050207 May 23, 2007

Jan 22 Word of the Day

Whenever making a congratulatory remark, this is what you say. Made popular by Kamala Harris when she and Joe Biden won the presidency.

Sam: Wow, I can’t believe we just won that relay race!
Cat: we did it Joe 😭😭

by Zozogabobo December 04, 2020

When you were about to do, say or think something and your wife puts an immediate stop to it.

Mike: "Honey, I'm gonna go fishing with the guys on sunday."
Wife: "We have church on sunday."
Bob: "Dude, you just got wifed."

by magicdd1 November 27, 2009

To be 'wifed'. To be unable to participate in any form of bloke entertainment, due to hassles from one's wife.

'Sorry lads, I can't go to the football match. I'm wifed!'

by Assassin August 19, 2003

when u cant hook up wit anyone else and nor could he/she (your boy or girl) without the other being upset therefore making you wifed

Anne: were not going out though
Jake:yeah but ya'll are wifed..so you pretty much are

by sweetie21 December 11, 2004

The act of being used as someone's bitch, usually in the context of maximum security prisons.

Jail was so bad, the first day I was there I dropped the soap and was wifed by Bubba...4 times.

by Lamon Dehnke July 15, 2005