wifed

meaning you are taken by someone and in a meaningful relationship with them.

"how's your love life..?"
"i'm wifed."

by HisWifey050207 June 17, 2007

wifed

Verb.

the act or process of a female getting married

Damn dude! Dirk just wifed up Anne outta nowhere.

by Antoine Roquentin September 25, 2010

wifed

To be 'wifed'. To be unable to participate in any form of bloke entertainment, due to hassles from one's wife.

'Sorry lads, I can't go to the football match. I'm wifed!'

by Assassin August 19, 2003

wifed

when u cant hook up wit anyone else and nor could he/she (your boy or girl) without the other being upset therefore making you wifed

Anne: were not going out though
Jake:yeah but ya'll are wifed..so you pretty much are

by sweetie21 December 11, 2004

wifed

The act of being used as someone's bitch, usually in the context of maximum security prisons.

Jail was so bad, the first day I was there I dropped the soap and was wifed by Bubba...4 times.

by Lamon Dehnke August 4, 2005

wifed

To be literally or figuratively beaten, smashed, or destroyed.

"A guy wasn't looking when he crossed the tracks and got wifed by that train."

"The Chargers got wifed by the Patriots last Sunday."

by B. Boneezee January 30, 2008

Wife

An extreme hardcore version of a girlfriend.

"I have a wife now."

"Whoa man."

by KuroAmaya December 23, 2013