wifed 

meaning you are taken by someone and in a meaningful relationship with them.

"how's your love life..?"
"i'm wifed."

wifed by HisWifey050207 June 17, 2007

wifed 

Verb.

the act or process of a female getting married

Damn dude! Dirk just wifed up Anne outta nowhere.

wifed by Antoine Roquentin September 25, 2010

Wifed 

When you were about to do, say or think something and your wife puts an immediate stop to it.

Mike: "Honey, I'm gonna go fishing with the guys on sunday."
Wife: "We have church on sunday."
Bob: "Dude, you just got wifed."

Wifed by magicdd1 November 27, 2009

wifed 

To be 'wifed'. To be unable to participate in any form of bloke entertainment, due to hassles from one's wife.

'Sorry lads, I can't go to the football match. I'm wifed!'

wifed by Assassin August 19, 2003

wifed 

when u cant hook up wit anyone else and nor could he/she (your boy or girl) without the other being upset therefore making you wifed

Anne: were not going out though
Jake:yeah but ya'll are wifed..so you pretty much are

wifed by sweetie21 December 11, 2004

wifed 

The act of being used as someone's bitch, usually in the context of maximum security prisons.

Jail was so bad, the first day I was there I dropped the soap and was wifed by Bubba...4 times.

wifed by Lamon Dehnke August 4, 2005

wifed 

To be literally or figuratively beaten, smashed, or destroyed.

"A guy wasn't looking when he crossed the tracks and got wifed by that train."

"The Chargers got wifed by the Patriots last Sunday."

wifed by B. Boneezee January 30, 2008