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meaning you are taken by someone and in a meaningful relationship with them.
"how's your love life..?"
"i'm wifed."
by HisWifey050207 May 23, 2007
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Jan 22 Word of the Day
Whenever making a congratulatory remark, this is what you say. Made popular by Kamala Harris when she and Joe Biden won the presidency.
Sam: Wow, I can’t believe we just won that relay race!
Cat: we did it Joe 😭😭
by Zozogabobo December 04, 2020
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When you were about to do, say or think something and your wife puts an immediate stop to it.
Mike: "Honey, I'm gonna go fishing with the guys on sunday."
Wife: "We have church on sunday."
Bob: "Dude, you just got wifed."
by magicdd1 November 27, 2009
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To be 'wifed'. To be unable to participate in any form of bloke entertainment, due to hassles from one's wife.
'Sorry lads, I can't go to the football match. I'm wifed!'
by Assassin August 19, 2003
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when u cant hook up wit anyone else and nor could he/she (your boy or girl) without the other being upset therefore making you wifed
Anne: were not going out though
Jake:yeah but ya'll are you pretty much are
by sweetie21 December 11, 2004
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The act of being used as someone's bitch, usually in the context of maximum security prisons.
Jail was so bad, the first day I was there I dropped the soap and was wifed by Bubba...4 times.
by Lamon Dehnke July 15, 2005
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