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An acronynm for "what the fuck is this shit". However, it is not used that often. Usually used when instant messaging. Also look at wtfiw
<Coolio> wtfits
<Kewlio> wtfiw
wtfits by Alec the Great December 19, 2004
Related Words
"I think I'm gonna go skiing"
"Wtfit?"
"It's a sport which many people practise and you do it in snow!"
wtfit by Rio Comesaña December 27, 2007

WTFITSONCGMH 

Acronym means: What The Fuck Is This Shit Oh No Charles Got My Head

said in a time of massive confusion, or anger
1: You muckfluck He did what!?

1: WTFITSONCGMH!

2: are you okay

1: GFY!
WTFITSONCGMH by Beanerous Brokus I August 19, 2006
The abbreviation of the term: "What The Fuck Is This Shit!"

Used on the internet - Cool
In real life - Real frikin' loser
Boss: Johnson is that report ready?
Johnson: Yes sir, here you go.
Boss: WTFITS!
Johnson: Oh STFU I was up to all hours doing your wife last night.
WTFITS by 3dmikey October 5, 2008
addition to the famous wtf.

wtf is that

what the fuck is that

usually a question: wtfit?
omg! wtfit?!!?!?!?!?!?

oh my god! what the fuck is that?
wtfit by nsm November 27, 2004
What The Fuck In The Butt . A cross breed between WTF and the WWITB (What What In The Butt) song.
chick: did you hear the us is cancelling the Constellation space program?
dude: WTFITB!
chick: that's what I said.
wtfitb by theroot November 6, 2012
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