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The act of trolling an area with your laptop in hand trying to pick up a free WIFI signal.
I went wifishing in my friend's apartment but the only signal I could catch was in the bathroom.
wifishing by BroncoBingham April 27, 2006
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wetfishdon

That one guy who lurks the group and says nothing. We all know a wetfishdon. There is probably a wetfishdon reading this over your shoulder.
OMG Jerry is such a wetfishdon
wetfishdon by NOTAWETFISHDON February 6, 2017
A form of absurdist/dadaist/postmodern literature which indulges in or celebrates "randomness", often characterised by non-sequiturs and impromptuesque or improvisational style. Often, wtfist literature, in Postmodern tradition, reappropriates older sources. A classic example of wtfism is a Neil Cicierega animutation or an episode from the televised Monty Python.

Etymology: WTF from 'What the fuck' + -ism
An example of wtfism:

Alice: Konaka desuku mashitaka.
Bob: You stole my pineapple you fucking bitch!
Alice: Mitsubishi.
Bob: Now we are in Spain.
wtfism by Moona June 18, 2006

Wtfithmbs 

Bro wtfithmbs seriously get rid of it
Wtfithmbs by Frumpyjungle923 March 18, 2020

wtfbshax 

omg - Oh my god
bs - Bull shit
hax (h4x) - to hack into something, or to be able to do something that someone cannot understand.
you are playing your fav multiplayer shoot-em-up, you've just gone around a corner, and then your friend blows the fuck out of your head without you even seing him. You would then shout "What the fuck bull shit hax!"
wtfbshax by ChoW-MeiN June 1, 2004
A kind of smell u would get when making a girl cum her pants.
Usulayy found on your fingers after a good 'slip and go'
wetfish by Chris Wade February 11, 2003
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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