One who puts on airs, one who attempts to give the illusion of
class or
intelligence or refinement while, in
truth, possessing none of the above.
Humphrey: My stars! I do say this
crumpet has a fine oaky taste with a hint of autumn!
Reginald: Humphrey, you witwig! That is a urinal cake! Do not attempt to impress me with your false culinary criticism!
Humphrey: But... How
will I make you love me as I love you?
Reginald: Oh you witwig... You know that I
already do.
*they embrace*