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WITWIAL is an acronym for 'Where In The World Is Adam Lambert'. commonly used on twitter within the Glambert fandom when Adam Lambert hasn't been on twitter in a while.
Ellie: WITWIAL?
Savanna: i heard he went to hawaii for the weekend
WITWIAL by ProudGlambertSav June 18, 2011
WITW is going on here?
witw by Ali_yay October 28, 2007

Sam Witwicky

The sexual act of a male ejaculating on a females stomach, then drawing random symbols as fast as he can before the sperm dries up.
Man#1: Dude, I just pulled out of her and blew all over her stomach.

Man#2: Did you Sam Witwicky her?

Man#1: You know it!

whitwick 

Village in leicestershire with more pubs than residents, not suprisingly, all people associated with whitwick are called pissheads.
Famously slagged off as a bit of a shitehole in a national newspaper.
Coming into town for a bevvy?
No I'll stay in whitwick.
whitwick by Dlcfc April 15, 2008
Stands for "What It Is That We Do"; used by members of the BDSM scene to refer to their activities and/or to the scene itself.
It's often difficult for vanilla folks to understand why we do WIITWD.
WIITWD by ahrien May 19, 2006
One who puts on airs, one who attempts to give the illusion of class or intelligence or refinement while, in truth, possessing none of the above.
Humphrey: My stars! I do say this crumpet has a fine oaky taste with a hint of autumn!
Reginald: Humphrey, you witwig! That is a urinal cake! Do not attempt to impress me with your false culinary criticism!
Humphrey: But... How will I make you love me as I love you?
Reginald: Oh you witwig... You know that I already do.

*they embrace*
Witwig by CameronGrantJr June 9, 2014