witw
What In The World. An internet acronym.
WITW is going on here?
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WITW
Acronym, stands for "What in the World?"
What in the World is the most annoying package (for Canadian students) you'll ever have to complete (each package has approximately 30-40 pages), with at least 2 maps which you have to label (AND colour ;)), a ridiculous amount of work you have to finish online, and more assignments you have to waste your time completing. When teachers have no other work to keep you busy, they will assign you a WITW package, and if you're lucky, 2 of them! They're the most obvious waste of time ever, but hey! At least you know where the Thames River is located now!
What in the World is the most annoying package (for Canadian students) you'll ever have to complete (each package has approximately 30-40 pages), with at least 2 maps which you have to label (AND colour ;)), a ridiculous amount of work you have to finish online, and more assignments you have to waste your time completing. When teachers have no other work to keep you busy, they will assign you a WITW package, and if you're lucky, 2 of them! They're the most obvious waste of time ever, but hey! At least you know where the Thames River is located now!
Student 1: Ugh, we have so much homework! 3 reflections and a major project... I hope Ms. Teacher doesn't give us more.
Student 2: Yeah, and considering I need to catch up on the previous homework for this class, adding something else to the homework load would be absolutely detrimental!
Ms. Teacher: Class! As you all know, the winter break is approaching. Therefore, you will need something to keep you occupied during the break, which is why I will be assigning
Student 1: Don't say it.
Ms. Teacher: ...you all
Student 2: No
Ms. Teacher: Another WITW package!
Student 1: 🏃
Student 2: 🏃
Student 2: Yeah, and considering I need to catch up on the previous homework for this class, adding something else to the homework load would be absolutely detrimental!
Ms. Teacher: Class! As you all know, the winter break is approaching. Therefore, you will need something to keep you occupied during the break, which is why I will be assigning
Student 1: Don't say it.
Ms. Teacher: ...you all
Student 2: No
Ms. Teacher: Another WITW package!
Student 1: 🏃
Student 2: 🏃
WITW by witwistheendofme March 16, 2020
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Reginald: Humphrey, you witwig! That is a urinal cake! Do not attempt to impress me with your false culinary criticism!
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Reginald: Oh you witwig... You know that I already do.
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Reginald: Humphrey, you witwig! That is a urinal cake! Do not attempt to impress me with your false culinary criticism!
Humphrey: But... How will I make you love me as I love you?
Reginald: Oh you witwig... You know that I already do.
*they embrace*
Witwig by CameronGrantJr June 9, 2014
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