One who puts on airs, one who attempts to give the illusion of class or intelligence or refinement while, in truth, possessing none of the above.
Humphrey: My stars! I do say this crumpet has a fine oaky taste with a hint of autumn!
Reginald: Humphrey, you witwig! That is a urinal cake! Do not attempt to impress me with your false culinary criticism!
Humphrey: But... How will I make you love me as I love you?
Reginald: Oh you witwig... You know that I already do.
*they embrace*
Reginald: Humphrey, you witwig! That is a urinal cake! Do not attempt to impress me with your false culinary criticism!
Humphrey: But... How will I make you love me as I love you?
Reginald: Oh you witwig... You know that I already do.
*they embrace*
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Also known as "The Ready Set". He's the most amazing guy known to man-kind. He will blow your mind with a look in the eye or 2 words. He is incredibly hot & funny & the best person you could ever meet. He is the best musician & 57,328,459,305,607% pure perfect. no one can possibly NOT love him. <3
I can't possibly give you an example of the amazing man himself, Jordan Witzigreuter. so go on youtube & go listen to him!
by JLWitzigreuter August 2, 2011
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Man#1: Dude, I just pulled out of her and blew all over her stomach.
Man#2: Did you Sam Witwicky her?
Man#1: You know it!
Man#2: Did you Sam Witwicky her?
Man#1: You know it!
by Dr. Ding Dong June 5, 2011
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Get the Jordan Witzigreuter mug.A curse that only a select few males have, that gives them the ability to get any girl they want, as long as they try. The Witzig's are well endowed and a known to last up to an hour. They are fairly cute and keeping a Witzig around it a hard task because of the curse itself. Symptoms of the Witzig Curse are: deep voice, big wiener, and very fast growing facial hair. If you know a Witzig or someone who's in close contact with a Witzig they are likely to have the curse. If you know someone with the curse you probably have thought atleast once what he would be like in bed.
Look at him getting all the chicks all because of that damn witzig curse.
Hes got a deep voice, a big wiener and fast growing facial hair, he probably has the witzig curse.
Hes got a deep voice, a big wiener and fast growing facial hair, he probably has the witzig curse.
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