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Olbermann 

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1. Obama supporting, Hillary/McCain bashing, talking head on MSNBC. Also spends time bashing Bill O'reilly. He frequently makes fun of O'reilly's fat head. It's incredibly funny that Keith now has a head of equal proportion.

2. To bash Hillary Clinton for 20 minutes, bash John McCain as old and stupid for 15, tell 1 minute goofy stories that were once the a corner stone of Countdown, 5 minutes railing on random Republicans and Foxnews. About ten minutes is taken from the Hillary or McCain bashing three times a week to either praise his Jesus Barack Obama or talk about American Idol which he claims to hate but loves to talk about.
Olbermann is said to be the new Edward R. Murrow. I had no idea Murrow was a douche bag.

Olbermann is talking down to his viewers. He speaks like they are mindless idiots. The way he over explains in condescending tones you'd think no one ever heard of his current subject matter that has been on every TV and the front of every Newspaper in the country.

Did Olbermann say this is story 5 or 3? He's been on story number 5 for 25 minutes. This Hillary/McCain bashing Obama Praising heap of shit just flows together.
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Olbermann 

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To rail on someone or something in a relentless, manic and furious manner. You are going to "go Olbermann" on a given topic of your ire as though you are Keith Olbermann and your topic is some failure of the Bush Administration. Origin: Keith Olbermann's daily countdown of the number of days the US is in Iraq following the declaration of "Mission Accomplished" and Olbermann's rise to fame via the continuous bashing Fox News'Bill O'Reilley.
1. My boss got all "Olbermann" on me about being late to work.
2. The ACLU is "Olbermanning" the Ten Commandments in the courthouse.
Olbermann by Robin B October 15, 2006

Olbermann 

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German. Verb.

1. Specific act of cuckoldry: To manually assist the insertion of the superior male’s wrench into the glistening vent of the enthusiastically receiving spouse.

Austrian. Noun.

2. Sub-literate, drunk, impotent seat-sniffer.
“Ohmygod fuck you, Carl. Least I didn’t Olbermann Big Randall on my wife’s birthday, you fuckin pervert.”
Olbermann by Dbag Jones August 31, 2023

Olbermann fan girl 

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Someone who thinks Keith Olbermann is sexy and has notions about him.

Keith Olbermann

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host of Countdown. Unlike Bill O'reilly (also known as Bill-O the clownt), Keith does not make up "facts" to support his views. Also, he can be considered the factual counterpart to Bill O'reilly. One of his best segments is World's Worst Person. (Note: He is very dramatic, look up SNL's parody of Keith Olbermann)

On many occasions he calls politicians to resign. On rare occasions he has a segment called "Special Commentary". It's very insightful and FACTUAL.

Considered the best of the best of NBC and factual news network.
"Hey, stop trying to be like Keith Olberman with your parents, just lie man"

"Why are you always calling people to resign", says a friend
"Because they are hypocrites and are wrong, man" says the other friend
"I don't care man, stop trying to be like Keith Olbermann" says the friend.

"I don't like that Keith Olbermann", says O'reilly
"why?" says a conservative talking head
"because he's always saying the truth, makes me want to be a liberal, as a conservative I'm tired of making things up, too much work" says O'reilly

Pulling an Olbermann 

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Steadfastly stating you are not something when you are
I'm not a liberal; I'm an American ---Keith Olbermann
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I'm not a crook ---Richard Nixon are both examples of pulling an Olbermann

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