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Whitwell 

The state of being so impossibly backwards and inbred that you make the rednecks from Deliverance and the cannibals from The Hills Have Eyes seem like normal functioning members of society.
Gary - Did you hear about that guy who was arrested in Alabama for fucking his neighbor's livestock?

Steve - How very Whitwell of him to do that.
Whitwell by Platocrates February 8, 2019

ellie whitwell 

A very strange yet funny human. Is acting a really fun person when you gey to know her. She is well known for being a meme on her Instagram account (elliespamwell). Also she can take very good pictures . She has the best sense in clothes . Finally she is an overall funny , crazy great person.
Bonquisha said ,’ omg did you see that new post of ellie Whitwell today it was so good.’

Whittell 

Located in South Lake Tahoe, NV. Whittell is a school of cocky athletes who cannot accept that they constantly lose. Home to the lame Red and Yellow knockoff song. Whittell's volleyball team lost their senior game to neighboring Incline, and they never got over it.
Who owns the lake? Definitely not Whittell. It's all about Incline.
Whittell by IVVVV October 27, 2011

Whitewell Syndrome 

a line of thought that rejects anything that is put forward by science, mainstream religion, or modern philosophy.

If you irrationally hate homosexuals, you have Whitewell syndrome.

If you reject all science in favour of biblical dogma, you have Whitewell syndrome.

If you think that criticism of your beliefs actually further solidifies your beliefs, you have Whitewell syndrome.
Person A: The Universe is vast and ancient and it is fascinating to learn about it.

Person B: There is nothing to learn as Genesis describes everything, let us go live in a hut and reject modern society!

Person A: Damn, we have lost someone else to Whitewell syndrome.

whitsell 

she is such a whitsell
whitsell by tooooooman November 18, 2017

Whitellablaphobia 

The fear of people who's skin is black.
That person looks like he has whitellablaphobia.