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- failing to capitalize on an opportunity due to ones own ineptitude or lack of self control
- missing an obvious opportunity due to lack of foresight
1. I would have birdied that hole, but I wiffed a 2 foot put.
2. I should have had that job, but I got really nervous and wiffed the interview.
3. I could have bought business.com back in 2001 for $200 but I wiffed and bought isurelovebusiness.com instead...I just thought it sounded better.
wiffed by theoneDub October 24, 2007
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Wiffed on the waff 

An immediate score on a kickoff, drop, or scrum.
As soon as the game started they got wiffed on the waff.
Wiffed on the waff by WolfMerrik August 20, 2021
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whiffed on it 

forgot to attend, spaced out and missed it...

Sorry I didn't make it to the meeting. I wish I had a good excuse, but actually I just whiffed on it.
meaning you are taken by someone and in a meaningful relationship with them.
"how's your love life..?"
"i'm wifed."
wifed by HisWifey050207 June 17, 2007
A disease that flares up the night before or morning of an event that one wants to avoid. The sufferer can use Wiffery as an excuse to avoid unwanted activities.

Wiffery has varying levels of severeness, starting at Mild Wiffery, all the way up to Fatal Wiffery.

The first sign of upcoming Wiffery are wiffles.
Hey mate, can't make it to the quilting fair today, come down with a case of Mild Wiffery.

Maths test tomorrow, I think I'm coming down with a case of severe Wiffery.
Wiffery by darcyf1 May 18, 2011

wiffledorf 

A guy that goes around smelling girl's bicycle seats.
Did you just see that guy smell that girl's bicycle seat. What a wiffledorf!
wiffledorf by JK2000 March 11, 2014

Wifferdick

Verb; an intense sexual act!

A word that indicates that something bad will or has

happened. Another way of saying screwed "that guy just

got wifferdicked"

Another word for u-turn
Crap! Missed my turn, I will just make a quick Wifferdick!

I will blow her mind tonight with my Wifferdick.
Wifferdick by Bluntbeauty July 7, 2015
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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